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regardless of source?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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Sluts don't care about the source
Apart from if it's a weird/geek guy, then even sluts won't go near.
*sheds a tear in remembrance of his youth*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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that was my youthful experience too
being a fat geek was even worse.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:34,
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I wasn't fat
Just the token goth. There was one other goth girl in my town, different school, and she was hot as hell! I thought she didn't like me, we rarely spoke, and I never got the courage to ask her out. Ten years later, she's good mates with my Lady, STILL hot as hell, and admitted to my missus that she fancied me in school...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:39,
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isn't that a kick in the crotch?
I've recently come to the conclusion that I was pretty unfortunate not to know any girls with whom I shared interests when I was younger. There seems to be no shortage of them now I'm off the market.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42,
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S'always the way
As soon as you're off the market, all the 'might haves and could have beens' come out.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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those bastards
fortunately I've ended up with the most significant might-have from my past.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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well I hope that happens to me at some point
so far all those who have admitted their past undying love for me I know truthfully speaking I wouldn't have gone out with anyway, despite them being hot
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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I've never been on the receiving end of a declaration of undying love
as far as I can remember.
My situation was more of a mutual realisation of what was going on.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:54,
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it was hardly undying love
since of the three times it has happened, each time it was a past thing (thankfully)
Glad it worked out for you though!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56,
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Apparently...
I imagine they gelled down their pubes in that lovely way chavs do to their hair
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:29,
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HAHA!
Sickening but funneh.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:31,
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I think I'm going to be sick
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36,
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There there, *rubs back*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:38,
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*holds hair back*
Go on, love, get it all up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:40,
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I had the best sick ever yesterday
completely painless, and close enough to what I'd eaten for it to come up in layers.
I hate being ill :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:42,
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if you know you are are going to vomit
eat some ice cream first
vomitting ice cream is the nearest to pleasurable throwing up can be
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:43,
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Soup and strawberries
not too bad. I didn't burst any blood vessels either
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:44,
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that's always good
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:48,
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The perils of pale and delicate skin
ugly red marks aroudn the mouth and eyes after vomming :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:50,
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pale and delicate skin is rather attractive though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:52,
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Depends what it's stretched over
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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excellent
I threw up noodles. Not so nice (remnants of a bug I think)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:51,
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Oh wow
you must have felt like an Ood
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:55,
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just a bit :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:56,
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A friend said nuts were good to upchuck
Said he could feel them rattling on the way up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:46,
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