Alright, I'll do it for free
you drive a hard bargain, Ms Blouse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well you could give him a chinese burn because he said he could assasinate my character if he wanted to.
Pfft! like that's possible.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I wasn't even aware that you had a character


Just kidding BGB, please don't hurt me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I'm all character.
How do you think I've gotten laid in the past.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Guys will stick it anywhere that's willing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Praise the Lord!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Unless they're extremely attractive rapists
in which case, they have to try REALLY ahrd, and go REALLY far, looking for women that don't want to have sex with them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

You could shout
"Oi, stop raping me, I'm totally enjoying it!"
and he'd be sickened and flee. Then you could chortle and think "Haha, I was hating every second, sucka!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Haha!
Or I could pretend to like it but really I'm pretending to hate it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)