Good Moaning
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What a nice sentence
I'll keep it and try to find a place to use it (other than b3ta, clearly)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

monty python
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I see
I must have missed that one. It's very funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

It's one of their films, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
not as professional looking as "Life of Brian", but some say it's funnier.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Oh, I've seen it, in Spanish
That's why I didn't get it.

I prefer it to Life of Brian. It's a lot funnier.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

"Now look here, my good man...."

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

"Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! "

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I think you didn't see my reply to one of your posts
But I had a look at your picture, as you asked, and you're quite a handsome man, little liar.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

/QOTW lies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You got me!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Hang about
Me?

Are you sure?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

ROFL.
Jeremy Hardy. ROFL.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm confused
More than normal, I mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Well, yes
Unless your pictures are not pictures or you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

No, they are
Am just surprised. But thank you for saying so, that's very kind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

See yesterdays look alike thread.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I can't find it :-(
I shall simply assume that someone said on of my pics looks like Jeremy Hardy - the bottom one, I'm guessing - and shall add him to the list of unlikely comparisons made. This includes (genuinely) Tom Cruise, John Barrowman, Johnny Galecki and Gok Wan.

Lot o' bumders there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Lazy twat.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post754646
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Not lazy, I actually did look
Just ruthlessly incompetent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
Fainthearted fop.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oooh I like that
You're on fire today Mr Lips
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I love the way he says "empty headed animal food trough wiper"
the enunciation is splendid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Whilst you're absolutely right
you're still a posh git

See you at Sonisphere, by the way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

indeed
nice work. it's going to be a cracking festival, particularly as 3 of the highest calibre b3tans are going to be there ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*Is puzzled*
But I'm not going. Wish I were.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I am!
*bounces*

Not that I'm a high calibre b3tan. *sniffs*
(berk, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Hang out with us at Sonisphere and you will be. By association.
Can't believe I'm getting away with referring to myself as a high calibre B3tan. Obviously Monty, Al, Chompy, Becky and PenguinOfDeath are still in bed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'm not in bed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You are in my imagination
Don't panic, Girls Aloud are there too

I'm just watching
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Thanks
I might take you up on that. Six weeks to go, I can't wait. Woop!
(berk, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

*sigh* In their absence, then...
3tan umder
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

heh, large calibre bumder
means he's well used?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

There are still tickets available
Vipros will buy you a drink.

Seriously, we should work out when there are no bands you, me or Amberl want to see on, and meet up to get hammered. Is the future Mrs Vipros coming?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

It's the first week of MrsP's hols. I think she may require my presence.
Unfortunately we have vastly divergent taste in music, well mostly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Myself and Ms Foxtrot are much the same
But she's hugely open-minded and always comes along when I DJ and dances to everything. I, on the other hand, know what is good and consider it my duty to loudly point out what's not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

she is, and my mate Fraser
we should arrange that. I apologise in advance for being just as belligerent and insulting in person as I am on here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I don't think you're all that belligerent or insulting
But away from B3ta and in the presence of normal, polite humans, you may be a complete cow

I should apologise for being even camper in real life than the popular opinion on here paints me. But I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

you don't?
clearly I'm not trying hard enough!

I'm actually easy going and personable. As long as I've had enough spliffs :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I can't imagine spliffs will be easy to come by at an open air rock festival
Who are you most pant-spaffingly excited about seeing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

probably going to be tricky
I intend to do some baking before we go :-)

probably Iron Maiden, although Pendulum, Bigelf, The Cult and Alice in Chains are vying for it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Why should it be?
Whenever I've been to Reading or Leeds there's a veritable fug of dopesmoke over the campsites, and you can pretty much smell it wherever you go throughout the day. It's not that hard to sneak in - at Reading somebody had about 3oz of £20 bags and was wandering round selling them, and not particularly subtly either.
(berk, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

was being facetious :-)
there was an awful lot of police presence at sonisphere last year though, wandering around the camping areas even. quite annoying. meant I had to hide away in my tent or act like a meercat when I wanted a smoke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

What are they like for patting you down when you go in?
No reason for asking, you understand

/whistles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

into the arena they are quite strict
I saw various people having stuff taken away so I didn't bother trying. Camping was close enough to the arena that regular spliff breaks weren't too much trouble.

on the way into the camping etc. when we arrived it was fine. as long as you didn't look like a little shit or some kind of crusty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)