my beard is more than quite impressive these days

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Specifics please
Beards by definition can only ever be quite impressive unless you add some crazy shit, like one of those amazing curly moustaches or some pyrotechnics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

it's about 5 inches long and pointed
I'm trying to find some beads to go in it or something.

burning fuses perhaps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Fnar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I would say you'll be easy to spot at Sonisphere
But it's a metal festival...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

yeah, I kind of blend right in
I'll probably be wearing a straw cowboy hat if it's sunny.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Oh I hope so
It'll give me a defence against the immediate accusations of bumdering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

it won't
it's a manly, straight hat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Those two hat descriptions are inherently self-contradictory
Good point though, I can't expect to maintain my awesome hairstyle in a field. I need to think about which hats I own that are both quite cool and easily replaceable. Slayer are playing. No hat that goes into a Slayer Pit comes out alive
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

not at all
definitely manly and straight
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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Epic pictoral proof of manliness of headgear fail

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

you are in no position to comment on the manliness of photos

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Improved
Much Better
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm on the internet
The perfect position to judge people on anything ever, with or without justification
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:41, Reply)

good point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)