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Because it was a dare
Felt like I'd been nasally raped by a rhino with deep heat smeared on his cock. One eye went bloodshot too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:57,
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I've snorted aftershock
similar effect
more sugary and thick though, so it takes longer to act
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:58,
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Snorted vodka jelly too
That was weird. And a choking hazard.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:01,
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you must have quite some suction power in your hooter
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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I don't think it had properly set
I was very, very drunk.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:08,
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a friend does vodka through his eye
oh god I might be sick
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 12:59,
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at a festival a few years back the boys I was camping with were eyeballing vodka.
It makes my eyes water just thinking about it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:00,
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I've accidentally eyeballed some vodka before
we were doing a thing called an apple pie where you lie on the floor and someone pours vodka and apple juice in your mouth and then squirts in squirty cream, which you then shake about in your mouth. Delicious, but sometimes ends up with vodka being poured all over your face.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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oh god that must sting so badly.
Wiggy once grabbed the straw in my gin and blew bubbles in it and a single drop of gin splashed in my eye, I couldn't open it for a few minutes and it was streaming and bloodshot and it hurt like buttfuckery. Why would anyone do that voluntarily?!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:04,
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I imagine gin is worse for the eye than vodka for some reason
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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All the herbs and shit like that
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:08,
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Be careful
That sounds awfully close to 'surprise bukkake!'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:05,
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hence why I had my eyes open
to make sure nothing suspicious was going to happen
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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Good man
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:07,
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