Wow, you have some serious issues

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's the look in his eyes
as I screwdrivered them out that pleases me most
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was referring to you
Tucking your jumper into your chinos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Haha!
My jumper is not tucked in, and they're not chinos!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I love this!

It must have been belly overhang, it was around christmas, the top was a present (I think from Primark), but the non-chinos are from M&S actually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

To be honest
I'm no authority on trousers, or the stitching thereof.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Don't put yourself down
I was enjoying your witty banter.

Although, how somebody who tries so hard to be 'different' with his wacky hairstyles and ridiculous piercings has any right to judge anyone is rather escaping me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I do try hard, being this unique isn't easy, y'know?
Some days I think about packing it all in, tucking my safe, non-descript jumper into some comfortable beige M&S slacks, and just fading into the background noise of it all.

Maybe one day I will.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

We can all hope, Lab
Who knows, maybe someday people will stop pointing and laughing at you in the street
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

EL DIABLO!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They do that a lot
And the open-mouthed stares, like I somehow can't see them gawping at me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I read this in the style of Rorschach

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You've made me feel awesome
He's a hero to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Only thing to do is add on "Possibly homosexual, must investigate further" at the bottom of that picture

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

But I really don't want to investigate further.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)