You have the same floppy hair.
Maybe you're the most celebrated of bumders in a new body. With an Australian accent.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I must assume my jewblood, though less, overcomes the desire to be bend over and pounded in the arse, and instead drives me to hoard gold.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oi! Less about the Aussie accent
Only 3 people have made that mistake, though admittedly one of them was Australian...I'm a well-spoken Englishman, thank you very much.
*sighs*
...just as Oscar probably was...

Good point, although I think the practice you describe sounds less like the work of the bumder than the bumdee.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Oscar was not an Englishman!
You need a refresher course in Know Your Bumder: Pioneers of The Technique. Possibly brush up on KYB: Concealment of Bumderism for Stealth Attacks, you're slighlty lacking in refinement.

Ok, bend someone over and pound them in the arse. Sheesh, let's get technical.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

*wikipedia*
Ah. So he wasn't. (Though that does make me wonder whether there's some Irish in my family after all...) I must admit, as a self-taught Bumder, my knowledge of past masters of the dark arse is somewhat lacking. I am something of an untutored, graceless bumder, almost feral in my approach as I roam the streets guided only by instinct and a fervent desire to plough the unsuspecting once I have them spread akimbo over a bollard or small wall, my gland of hope of glory throbbing like a run-down Vauxhall as I plunge it through their tense, sweating tradesman's entrance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

No Irish in you, eh? Would you like some?
I suggest you go on the government training program Bumming and You: A Practical Guide to Plowing Arses in Broken Britain. Have a pamphlet in the meantime.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Isn't "well-spoken Englishman" a euphemism for something?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)