And what would be so mind-numbingly horrific about that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I didn't say it would be mind numbingly horrific
I was more picturing you forcing him to do the hula and play beach games to while away the hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I would spend my time fashioning surfboards out of wood
and then using them.

the comedy factor would be a useful distraction from hours of whittling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

like in Surf's Up?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

precisely like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

can I be the little penguin?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

the one who keeps getting in trouble?
totally.

man, I love that film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

me too
it's awesome. Psychochomp can be Reggie the Koala.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Keep yer sordid desert island sex fantasies to yourself, O'Hara
I'm joking, we all want to know

/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

typical of her
she has form for this sort of thing you know, with her sexy sex dreams about me and all...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

minus an 'l' off the end

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

you and Michael Buble
my subconscious just goes mad for. I dreamt about Charlie Brooker the other week and I hate him though so don't read too much into it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I dreamt of the girl
off that 'Sexy CPR' video. But not in a sexual way

Edit I quite like Charlie Brooker, that would have been a better dream
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

It's because everyone goes on about how edgy and witty he is
when really he's just ranting about everything in the same way that Jeremy Clarkson does, using ridiculous analogies. He's not actually that funny, he can only be witty when he can write it down, rewrite it and then edit it again to make sure of maximum lolz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

He looks a little like me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You wish sunshine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I didn't say I dreamt about Alan Carr.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

you will tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

haha
I probably will.

STOP PLAYING WITH MIND CONTROL!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRN

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Fuck sakes
I'm annoying and not particularly attractive, what's Brooker got that I haven't?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

see above

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Konnie Huq

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Srsly?
How? On earth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Srsly
Engaged and everything.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

well I never
he also wrote Dead Set
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)