It's Lab's candle day
HAPPY CANDLE DAY LAB

Which 3 people would you most like to be stuck in a lift/desert island/toilet with dodgy lock?

One b3tan, one famous and one of either?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:41, 180 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the mrs, bridget regan and roota
natch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Vip's mrs, my fella and...
Oh, go on then, Vipros!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

who is the famous one?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I suppose either you or djtp
What with you both being international rockstars and that.
Actually your mrs has made a few films but she doesn't want you to know
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

oh really....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

how intriguing
how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I'm tip-top thanks luv
How's your beardy self?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

good thanks
looking forward to getting out of here!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Thanks Becky!
Any answer I give might invoke Gonz's new Pandamonium Time...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Jeff, Tourettes and DG, (because they come as a pair) and that survivalist guy who's name escapes me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Bear Grylls?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

JACK BAUER

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Saw a tshirt that said
"If Jack Bauer was on Lost, he would have got off the island in 24 hours"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

he would've got beaten to death by the smoke monster in the 3rd episode

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah', but only JB can make a day drag out to 3 months.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

No, the pudgy one.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Ray Mears?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

*finger on nose*
He's cuddly and will make sure we survive.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

On the island or as a race?

(Cave Duck, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

On the island.
I have Jeff for procreating, although as we're both old I doubt any kids I have will live past the age of 10.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

you want to eat them before they get that old anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

what a very
modest proposal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

how so?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

sorry
a Jonathan Swift joke there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

outside my experience I am afraid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

he wrote a pamphlet
called 'A modest proposal' in which he volunteered the idea that since the British lacked meat, and the Irish were poor and had too many children, that they should sell their children as meat to rich people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

a sensible proposal
why did that not catch on?

I bet it was because the rich don't want to eat the mick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

well he did point out the objection
about depopulation of Ireland resulting. A lot of people did not realise it was satire.

'A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.'

Quite shocking for the time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I can imagine it was shocking
I'm still on board with his ideas though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

except it would be
African children these days. No wonder there are no photos of Madonna's new adoptee. She's obviously gone the ragout route
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

it wouldn't surprise me
she has the look of a cannibal. in fact I strongly suspect she is a wendigo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

my only knowledge of wendigos
is off Supernatural. In which case yes, yes she is
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

my further source of knowledge is this film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0129332/
(well worth watching)

but it is much the same as in supernatural, albeit without the shapeshifting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

oh I forgot
you watch Supernatural. Join the club
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I've seen about half the first series
and that was all in one day when I was ill. must try harder.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

you definitely must
it's well worth the watch. It's one of those rare shows that gets better and better, rather than degenerating. So the first season if not bad, is a bit banal, while as it goes on it gets darker and more thoughtful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

sounds good
need to get the mrs interested, then she will motivate me to watch it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

do you own it
or did you rent/borrow it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I err...."borrowed" it
we are running out of stuff on the lovefilm list though, so can add some of it to that or something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

haha
I was just going to say. I have all of it on disc, so you'd be welcome to borrow it if you don't mind waiting (or borrow a later season)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

thanks for the offer
but I've got a couple of avenues which will make it less likely that you will murder me for not giving you back your DVDs within a sensible timeframe ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I've watched it quite a lot
I think I could survive one season going missing for a few months. But yeah whatever is best :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Applebite, Chompy and Houdini
Houdini can help me out, we'll leave the other two in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Nancy From Hollyoaks, as all four, including me, and I get to film the whole thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You and bert
so we can eat whoever wins in the battle to the death.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm not eating bert, I bet he'd be all chewy and taste of fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)

he'd be bitter that's for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'd like to be with two of the b3tans I find hot
And Mila Kunis.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Who do you find hot?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

That's for me to know, and for them to NEVER EVER FIND OUT

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

dude
I know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You do?
Damn, now I'm not sure if it'll be more or less awkward if we ever meet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that adds to the fun

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm sure we could all
have a pretty good guess
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

that may be so
but mostly you'd just enjoy thinking about it

you filth merchant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

of course
it's in my personal description.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's OK, MM doesn't post anymore.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Sadly
I don't mind admitting that I think MM is hot, it's like admitting that the sea is wet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I miss her she's awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

She's coming to my bash.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Excellent, I'm pretty sure I'll be there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Then I'm coming at your bash too
Wait, 'to', I meant "to your bash".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Oh god, oh god, I need to be prepaired for this, do you have a number of a place where I can rent a tux?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

don't be afraid of giving girls on the internet attention.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

He's allowed to today, its his candle day

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Thank you Becky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I bet it's you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

^no denial

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

it's because no one reads what you post

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

she says replying to my post.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm aware of the irony

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Sorry, were you expecting me to say something?
Silence =/= consent, it's why date-rape is a crime.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

No need to get defensive,
becky wont mind, she likes you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Of course she does

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

also, she is quite hot
so why deny it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

to wind her up is my usual reason.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

and a grand reason it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I know that lab totally wants to get into my pants
But he has a ladyfriend, so its a non-starter
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Exactly. It's far better just to pander to them subtly when they post.
That way nobody ever guesses.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

And if you pander to them all equally
And mock them all equally, then no one will know.
*checks spreadsheet*
Roota, you're looking lovely today!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

what's the worst that can happen?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You'll pounce on any suggestion I make
As revenge for, and to cover up, the stream of abuse about you liking Applebite (which may not even be true).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'm going to do that no matter what you do,
I'll just pick the person at random.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I seem to have painted myself into a corner
My only option is ritual suicide.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

On webcam

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

if you're going to do it
you may as well broadcast it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

an hero

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

one to eat, one to fuck and one to do both with.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

this seems like an opportune moment to mention
that I saw a guy the other day with a t-shirt featuring quite a realistic picture of a man 69ing a sheep.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I should say Amberl
but I'm not convinced there'd be room for four people and her boobs in an enclosed space, so we'll go with Vipros as we have near-identical tastes in comedy so could while away the hours quoting stuff at each other.

Also, someone very fucking patient - is Mother Theresa dead? - and someone for me and Vipros to empty our fwap into whenever the comedy gets old. It'll have to be someone who does anal but doesn't have huge boobs by virtue of the above criteria. That Karen Gillan looks like a dirty cow, she'll do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I'm disturbed and aroused by this in equal measure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

haha you're stuck with Darth on a desert island.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

And what would be so mind-numbingly horrific about that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I didn't say it would be mind numbingly horrific
I was more picturing you forcing him to do the hula and play beach games to while away the hours.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I would spend my time fashioning surfboards out of wood
and then using them.

the comedy factor would be a useful distraction from hours of whittling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

like in Surf's Up?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

precisely like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

can I be the little penguin?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

the one who keeps getting in trouble?
totally.

man, I love that film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

me too
it's awesome. Psychochomp can be Reggie the Koala.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Keep yer sordid desert island sex fantasies to yourself, O'Hara
I'm joking, we all want to know

/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

typical of her
she has form for this sort of thing you know, with her sexy sex dreams about me and all...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

minus an 'l' off the end

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

that too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

you and Michael Buble
my subconscious just goes mad for. I dreamt about Charlie Brooker the other week and I hate him though so don't read too much into it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I dreamt of the girl
off that 'Sexy CPR' video. But not in a sexual way

Edit I quite like Charlie Brooker, that would have been a better dream
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

It's because everyone goes on about how edgy and witty he is
when really he's just ranting about everything in the same way that Jeremy Clarkson does, using ridiculous analogies. He's not actually that funny, he can only be witty when he can write it down, rewrite it and then edit it again to make sure of maximum lolz.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

He looks a little like me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You wish sunshine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I didn't say I dreamt about Alan Carr.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

you will tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

haha
I probably will.

STOP PLAYING WITH MIND CONTROL!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRN

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Fuck sakes
I'm annoying and not particularly attractive, what's Brooker got that I haven't?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

see above

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Konnie Huq

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Srsly?
How? On earth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Srsly
Engaged and everything.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

well I never
he also wrote Dead Set
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

How big are your tits? this seems to be important to Foxtrot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I don't want him for his tits
Just his sense of humour

Christ, I sound like a man posting a "sensitive guys seeks companionship" ad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

sense of humour beardy bumhole
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

companionship beardy bumhole
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

ha ha
beardy bumholelol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

don't just tits beardy bumhole
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

not bad for a bloke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I like breasts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Not any more anyway

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Wiggy is kind of a b3tan, albeit he lurks. So I'll have him.

And The Rock, because he's so fricking awesome.

Then I'll have Rob Brydon because he does impressions so it's like having twenty celebrities in one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I'm going to consider "The Rock" as the entire cast of the film.
As in, Nicolas Cage and Saun Connery.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I do like Sean Connery
he can read erotic fiction to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Right, hands up, who just said a line or two of porn in a Sean Connery voice?
*meakly puts hands up*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Yeah, me too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

me three
I said "I'm here to shervish your dishwasher" and raised my eyebrow
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Guilty.
He shhlipped out of hijj Shhpeedos.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

hahaha
officelol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

The most convincing impression Rob Brydon has ever done,
is as a talentless cunt.

I think it better if I go to the desert island by myself. But could I have internet access?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

harsh
he did a good one of Ronnie Corbett on Would I Lie To You t'other week.

You could go to the Island with Scarlett Johannson and Ewan McGregor. Michael Clarke Duncan was there too, he's pretty awesome. And Djimon Hounsou, he's so hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

and Steve Buscemi

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

have to agree with Bartleby there
Rob Brydon is talentless and annoying.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

In that case you can be on my desert island.
Do you have a hot sister?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

my sister is very pretty
fortunately she is only 16. So she can't come as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I'm very patient.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

how old are you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I've got all my own teeth,
most of them still in my head.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Vagina Dentata
What a wonderful gash
It means no penis for the rest of your days
A-Vagina Dentata
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

my sister is busy
at whatever time this happens. Sorry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Pity, I scrub up well

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I've never really seen him in anything besides panel shows
and I thought him far less offensive than Russell whatshisface who looks like he has Downes Syndrome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Russell Howard?
off Mock the Week?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I like him
his standup is nice and ridiculous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

You like him because he's as smug as you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

not the case
also, he doesn't seem to be all that smug to me. he's from bristol for god's sake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

his bristol anecdotes always make me smile
because it's so bristolian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I like to call them Bristoliers
or Bristoleros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

he makes me smile
his standup is okay, he's good on Mock the Week, but absolutely awful on Russell Howard's Good News Show. Though to be fair to him that might have been the programmes fault
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I suspect that is the case with the good news show

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yes, that show's shit
His stand-up's good though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

yes him
sometimes very funny, but mostly really annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

He is very very annoying on QI

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

the only good thing about him is his trapped in a box voice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You can have a volley ball witha face painted on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Quite difficult
Stephen Fry for conversation, Robert Pattinson for reasons unknown, and for the b3tan, it's hard to pick. Probably a board b3tan who none of you know, but who by virtue of me being the only female on the island would probably notice me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

He'd probably go for fry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

no
there's not much to eat on a desert island. So I'd be incredibly thin, and the sun would make me bronzed, and I'd be irresistable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I used to watch Shipwrecked on Channel 4
and fucking loved it.

*shames*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

never seen it
is it good (or at least so bad it's good?)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

It was really good
It was pretty tacky as any reality show is, but I enjoyed it because they were all on a gorgeous island and they had to fend for themselves to an extent and it was entertaining watching them trying to persaude newcomers to choose one island over the other. There were all usually some absolute losers who were funny to laugh at. I remember one guy in particular trying to decide which island to choose and he said "this is literally the most important decision I will ever have to make". I laughed at that every time they replayed it.

Plus in the 2007 there was a ridiculously hot guy in it so I used to perv on him on Sundays.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:51, Reply)

that sounds rather good
I'd probably watch it if I had the time free at the time it was on.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Why have none of you twats picked me eh?
I could use my ape skillz to collect coconuts and fling poo at hostile islanders, also i would be naked, eh la-adies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

And you'd have a tug while aiming piss into your own mouth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'm doing that right now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Fligb?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have no idea what you're talking about dear boy
Also on special occasions I would wear a bowler hat, monacle, bow tie and cuffs with a cane!

please note aside from these items I would still be naked.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I'd like to be stuck in a lift with Gonz, Psychochomp and Mr T
I'd make Gonz pretend to be 'mad' Murdoch, I'd be Face, and I'd force Psychochomp to smoke a cigar and say he loves it when a plan comes together.
We'd be an unstoppable force of single men, women would quake at the knees as we went by, we could make a film about it, and no matter how shit that film was, it'd still be better than that Liam Neeson shite I've seen on youtube
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)