I cycle to work every day
and swim about three times a week, but I've always had a very fast metabolism and have never been able to put on weight.

How many fucking questions do I want? None, you cunt. This OT formula of 'shit question - hilolariouswackyrofl alt. question' makes me sick
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well someone got out of bed on the wrong side
There there, Bert. Cheer up, Honduras vs Chile kicks off in less than an hour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Football
Can get to fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Aha
You're Scottish. Terrible time of year for you folks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

not only that
he's a dirty Bluenose as well
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Is that a Rangers fan?
Apologies for lack of colloquialisms on my part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

indeed it is
granted, I can't really laugh at him, given our horrible season, but hey, it has to happen sometime
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Celtic fan?
You'll bounce back. What do you make of Lennon? Neil, obviously. Not John.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

John can get to fuck
Neil should be good, and definitely a damn sight better than Mowbray. that was actually our best league run for quite awhile, his temporary spell. I like his targets too - Joe Ledley I would love to see at Parkhead
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

The alt q was an ironic attempt at slagging off the whole concept of alternative questions.
I reckon if your post doesn't stand up on its own, don't bother posting it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)