sadly I don't find
animals attractive, though my lovelife might be better if I did
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No, but don't you want to stroke them, and see if they're as velvetty as thye look?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:13, Reply)

nope
I'm not really a cute animal sort of person. Except kittens
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm like that with vaginas

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I've never come across a velvetty vagina
Actually, I can't remember what the only other one I've been in intimate contact was like. It might have been velvetty- could have had tentacles for all that I remember.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I thought you didn't want
to think about your mother like that?

I mean your birth, rather than suggesting sexual contact of course
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

haha
I obviously didn't edit fast enough to prevent mental scarring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Ooh, turns out the Chicago Department Store was uploaded to youtube

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

do they sell mindbleach?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I don't know :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)

One day a lady came into the store and asked for a bottle of mindbleach.
A BOTTLE OF MINDBLEACH FROM THE STORE?

A bottle of mindbleach she wanted, a...hang on, this isn't a double entendre...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

The best thing about the video is that the chant is being led by a guy in an Adam Ant costume

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Do I dare ask for a linky?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Haha sure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=13VeZIgNh9A
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Christ...
(He does make a convincing Adam Ant...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)

To be a fresher again, eh?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I'm going to be feeling very old this week
(Physically, at any rate) First that video, then tomorrow my (first year) project students present their work at the department open day, then do the same tomorrow but with school-kids visiting. Then T_ turns 25 on Saturday, just to remind it'll be my turn soon. AAARGH.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:03, Reply)

lold.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be cruel.
Good luck with your students. Thinking of you in a position of responsibility terrifies me, if I'm perfectly honest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It terrifies you?
(How do you think I feel?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:07, Reply)

How many have you killed and eaten so far?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Incidentally do feel free to drop by on Saturday if you're in the area
We'll be attempting to do the monopoly board. (Read: clinging on to the notion that we're still young and can still do this sort of thing...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I'll have Applebite with me in the morning...
She'll be leaving around 3 I think. There's the possibility of R___ coming over... I'll let you know if I find myself at a loose end. Will you cheat and substitute Borough for OKR?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

OKR is being done in a warm-up run on the Friday night
This is unfortunately why I can't make Al's bash, as T decided we were bettering off doing the "awkward" ones (OKR, Whitechapel, Islington, etc) the night before, rather than trying to shepherd a large group of people in a big circuit round London all on a Saturday. Everything on the Saturday has been confined in a nice little triangle bounded by Park Lane, Fleet Street and Oxford Circus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)