Just before you go
have a cute picture of a Capy, (in replies so if you shouldn't be looking at cute pictures you don't have to click it).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:54, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Erm. Thanks?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

no problem.
S'what I'm here for.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

haha
that made me proper office lol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You're a true artist

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Looks like alot !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

What the fuck are those?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

dinner

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

They could be poisonous
you don't know nuffink.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

They look like mammals,
There aren't any poisonous mammals (I think)
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Aren't duck-billed platypi
Poisonous mammals?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

platymindpus

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

SEE BELOW
the males have poisonous barbs in their back legs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

don't you feel stupid now eh?
_{fucking idiot.}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

No,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

don't put a comma and then nothing else
it upsets me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Same
it's like he's pausing for breath and going to continue what he's saying,
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'm on the edge of my seat
I can't take the anticipation!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Neither can I!
WHAT IS HE GOING TO SAY?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:13, Reply)

sorry,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm going to punch you in the face come a month.
/ac from about 3 weeks ago
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

give him one for me
and then punch him fnar fnar.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Fnar fnar fnar fnar
-licks lips-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Do it at the beggining of the night
so you get kicked out before the football.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I don't know what the beggining is... TRY AGAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)

No






,
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I still love you
♥




OK I DID BEFORE YOU EDITED
can you do strikethroughs on hearts? ♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

The terminally stupid lack the brain capacity to realise their absence of intelligence.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Yeah...well...
Your Mum!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Is awesome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

in bed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

with the lights off

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

>_<
My parents never had sex. I was put in Stepping Hill by a stork.

Actually, knowing Stockport, it was a scruffy pigeon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I think we are also forgetting
the Hispaniolan solenodon
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I thought those were just magnetic?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I don't know, but aren't they cute?!
I want one. I'm not sure how big they are though because there isn't much in the way of size reference in the picture.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

this is cuter.
look how squidgy thye look...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Squeeeee!
that's soooo cute.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Their little faces... they growl too
and the pups are called puggles as well, I think
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Quick, tell DonkeyGums

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I will next time he pops up over here.
Maybe it's like Candlejack, you say his name and h
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

..steals the end of your sentence

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I'M GOING TO NEED MORE ROPE
I had that as my facebook status, a couple of b3tans mis-read it as "rape"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

People read what they wanna read

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTJEeszxLvo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

are they moles?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

...please tell me that was a joke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

...yes
actually it wasn't sadly. I didn't notice the beaks, thought they were little spades
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

THEY'RE SO CUTE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

sadly I don't find
animals attractive, though my lovelife might be better if I did
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

No, but don't you want to stroke them, and see if they're as velvetty as thye look?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:13, Reply)

nope
I'm not really a cute animal sort of person. Except kittens
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I'm like that with vaginas

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)

I've never come across a velvetty vagina
Actually, I can't remember what the only other one I've been in intimate contact was like. It might have been velvetty- could have had tentacles for all that I remember.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I thought you didn't want
to think about your mother like that?

I mean your birth, rather than suggesting sexual contact of course
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

haha
I obviously didn't edit fast enough to prevent mental scarring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Ooh, turns out the Chicago Department Store was uploaded to youtube

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

do they sell mindbleach?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I don't know :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)

One day a lady came into the store and asked for a bottle of mindbleach.
A BOTTLE OF MINDBLEACH FROM THE STORE?

A bottle of mindbleach she wanted, a...hang on, this isn't a double entendre...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

The best thing about the video is that the chant is being led by a guy in an Adam Ant costume

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Do I dare ask for a linky?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Haha sure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=13VeZIgNh9A
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Christ...
(He does make a convincing Adam Ant...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)

To be a fresher again, eh?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)

I'm going to be feeling very old this week
(Physically, at any rate) First that video, then tomorrow my (first year) project students present their work at the department open day, then do the same tomorrow but with school-kids visiting. Then T_ turns 25 on Saturday, just to remind it'll be my turn soon. AAARGH.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:03, Reply)

lold.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be cruel.
Good luck with your students. Thinking of you in a position of responsibility terrifies me, if I'm perfectly honest.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)

It terrifies you?
(How do you think I feel?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:07, Reply)

How many have you killed and eaten so far?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Incidentally do feel free to drop by on Saturday if you're in the area
We'll be attempting to do the monopoly board. (Read: clinging on to the notion that we're still young and can still do this sort of thing...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I'll have Applebite with me in the morning...
She'll be leaving around 3 I think. There's the possibility of R___ coming over... I'll let you know if I find myself at a loose end. Will you cheat and substitute Borough for OKR?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

OKR is being done in a warm-up run on the Friday night
This is unfortunately why I can't make Al's bash, as T decided we were bettering off doing the "awkward" ones (OKR, Whitechapel, Islington, etc) the night before, rather than trying to shepherd a large group of people in a big circuit round London all on a Saturday. Everything on the Saturday has been confined in a nice little triangle bounded by Park Lane, Fleet Street and Oxford Circus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)

they're like moles wearing duck disguises

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Ooooooh

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Capybaras
Hydrochoerus Hydrochaeris.Largest living rodent on the planet. Closely related to chinchillas and guinea pigs but a hell of a lot bigger. There are incidences of them being domesticated and kept as pets (in fact I think one was reported in the Times not so long ago). According to Wikipedia, they can grow to around 1m30 and weigh around 65kg. That's one hefty guinea pig.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

they sound horrible

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)

BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE!
Come on, it's only about the size of an overweight border collie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)

They're nothing on baby platypodes

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Fair point.
But those gorgeous little juvenile platypum won't be babies forever...

(Which is, of course, a crap counterargument, because one could equally say that those beautiful capybara won't be alive forever, and will one day be decomposing on a plain in South America, there carcasses being picked at by crows and vultures. Won't be so cute then, will they? Will they?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Yes, big platypodes are cute as well though.
Your argument is invalid.


I don't think they're that cute. They're cute, but not as cute as otters, or Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I'm just bewildered by this statement

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Which one?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)

two things
(a) big platypodes are cute
(b) Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs [are cute]

Am I the only person who is missing something that enables me to find these things cute ?

Kittens only!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:38, Reply)

:D
s4.hubimg.com/u/1463747_f520.jpg
www.stanford.edu/group/neurostudents/cgi-bin/neuroblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/platypus.jpg
www.ineedaholidaytoo.com/images/doris_dennis/pig_4_big.jpg
loofapoofa.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/08platypus6501.jpg this one makes me laugh, he looks crazed
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:42, Reply)

The platypoddicles in those photos look like they were put together by Terry Gilliam in one of his animations.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I lolled at that last one too
It's like Gary Coleman platypus saying "whatchoo talking bout Willis?"

(obviously not Gary Coleman in the state he's in now).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I'M COMING FOR YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:52, Reply)

the last one is ace
but the rest just make me go meh.

Someone post some kitten pictures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:07, Reply)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:09, Reply)

cute am fluffy
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Jesus
that's fucking terrifying.

BASEMENT CAT WILL RISE AGAIN
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:15, Reply)

I can't remember what the caption of the most terrifying lolcat is
it's a black one snarling and struggling out of someone's arms
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:16, Reply)

my favourite lolcat
is my facebook picture one. Though I like the 'You're adopted' birthday cake cat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:19, Reply)

my favourite is the Siamese with his paws in the air
stating "Thus spake Zarathusela"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I love that one!
EBAY KITTEH NOT AS DESCRIBED!!

EDIT: icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/03/funny-pictures-ebay-kitteh-not-as-described/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:22, Reply)

That's the badger.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Platypudula are full of win, whatever age they are.
Did you know they can detect electric fields with their bills?

I think the capybara is cute in the same way as a badger. Otters would probably be easier to cuddle, as would platypernalia, but a badger or a capybara has a similar appeal to a medium-sized dog.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Oh wow. They're like mutants with superpowers.
Ahh, I see. I'm not really a dog person. The closest to dogs I like are seals/sea lions. They're amazing to hug too...

Quite blatantly not me, I'm behind the camera
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:39, Reply)

You've hugged a seal?
That's awesome. I am insanely jealous. (Don't know if you've read any Gerald Durrell, but he has a wonderful story about making an Elephant Seal cry.)

I like dogs. I would like them more if they didn't shit everywhere.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I swear I told you this story last time
including the bit where a friend of mine spanked a seal.

I'm definitely more of a cat person. Without a doubt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Quite possibly, but the sieve-like properties of my memory have increased in proportion with age and alcohol intake.
Though the seal-spanking bit is ringing a bell somewhere in the empty crypts of my cranium.

I don't think I'm one or t'other, I like cats and dogs, but I think I'd rather own a cat if I had to make the choice.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:50, Reply)

I'm surprised I remembered anything, I kind of cringe internally whenever I think back to then.
I'm trying to find the video I have of the seal, I should be more organised with my files :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Ooh Gerard Durrell
The Strawberry pink villa. I used to want to live with him when I was a child
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:08, Reply)

That looks like my whippet

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Seals are canines
I like whippets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:55, Reply)

i want one of these guys
as a pet - they are super cute. And imagine taking one for a walk!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

They're so nice
:))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

see this is the correct response
everyone else can knob off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

On toast with a fine red wine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

but...but...I thought you loved all creatures great and small Beckybix?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Not Capybaras. I got bitten by one about a year ago and it fucking hurt.
This list includes birds with solid beaks, hamsters - syrian and roborovskis, gerbils, Dobermans, Akitas, Yorkies and persians.

This list is not exhaustive
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

I get the feeling that animals get added to the list frequently

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Yep, German Shephards have never made the list, despite being bitten by them more than once. They're just so goddamned fluffy and cute
Pugs were on the list for a while, but Gumsy persuaded me to take them off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

And b3tans

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Oh hell yes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

How many b3tans have bitten you?
I'm guessing three.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:19, Reply)

and possibly pepper sauce

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Capybaras and armadillos
My favourite animals.
I had a laminated picture of a capybara over my fireplace once. I name him Warren.
They shout "Wha??" when they're concerned.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)

If you hug armadillos
you get leprosy.

Fact.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 20:36, Reply)