My bummings are not cheap
I charge a premium because of the exquisite angles of entry I achieve.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And because you claim to be free of STIs

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I know you didn't include them
But I could hear the inverted commas around "claim".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

You can't do boldER text in the subject line :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Because it's all bold?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

The text is already bold in the subject line
mnnnnghhh
*makes spaz face*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)

If you're not careful, the wind will change and your face will be stuck li-
Oh, too late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)

haha classic schoolyard insult
love it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I was trying to find a spasticated smiley
but I couldn't in time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)

use a picture of yourself instead

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

There is a picture of me on facebook dressed as Mum'rah
where I look particularly downs.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

EVIDENCE
I don't want to make myself sick by looking through your fb photos
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I forgot about that
Pyschochomp was also a 'recommended friend' at least I'm pretty sure it was him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

his surname is a euphemism for penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

is surname e

Edit: I've started so I'll finish
euphemism for
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Crow.
Shut up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

*hangs head*
Sorry.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

You're doing strikethroughs for no one.
Now come on, go and attack some blondes.

I'm safe as I'm orange.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

and I'm dark blonde
so I don't really count
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Craaaaw?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I should probably restrain myself
I've got to go and talk to some quality-assessment panel in ten minutes' time about what I think of my department and the way it treats its postgrads. Probably wouldn't look too good if I walked into the room and started pecking anybody with blonde hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

you can do it!
Just do deep breaths, straighten your feathers and go and attack some first years when it's all over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Ooh, of course, I've got that to look forward to this afternoon
If they can't explain their project to me convincingly then I'll peck them in the face.

Right. *smooths feathers*
Back in a bit.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)