I think I would love to be sitting at the top of Hound Tor watching the clouds scud by.
Then for my romantic dinner I would like Jane Austen. We could discuss her tedious books. Then I could fart and burp my version of the star spangled banner, and punch her in the face in a witty manner.
I would then get a cab home.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"Punch her in the face in a witty manner"
Is there anything witty about throwing a punch?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Loads of witty ways.
1, pretend to be passing her a glass, but forget to stop.
2, ditto with a flower.
3, hop about a bit first.
4, etc etc.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

5. Whilst simultaneously impersonating Groucho Marx

(Cave Duck, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

this amused me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

6. say she's got a spot of sauce on her face

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

You have the idea now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

This
Deadpool
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I like this

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I think we all like the idea of kitty being uppercutted.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Pride, or O'Hara?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

how dare you.
Possibly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I love Deadpool.
I tried reading Cable and Deadpool though, and had to stop as I got so pissed off with Cable
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)