I did not know that
I hate that advert where the cricket players get teleported to the beach. You couldn't play cricket on a beach!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you can play french cricket.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

what makes it French?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You run away from the ball

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

badum tish!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is French kissing not kissing with tongues?
Then is French Cricket not Cricket with Tongues?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I hope so.
I like that cricketer that dyed his hair blue last year. He was a hottie
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think I've seen a whole episode of Monkey Dust
but I love the clips I've seen of it.

"Did you not solicit Mr Whippy for a 69 for your daughter?"
"No, it was a 99"
"Well, that's like a 69 but THIRTY WORSE"

may be misquoted
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You can
but every ball has to be a full toss.

*awaits sniggering and strikethroughs*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

fnar

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)