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I pulled a muscle last night
trying to imitate that pole dancing bird from Britain's Got Talent.

Tell me something stupid you did recently that resulted in pain and/or humiliation. Keep sex stories to a minimum, I'm eating lunch.

I'll have an alternative question because I like them and I don't like Bert.

What do you hope to achieve this summer? I'm going to learn how to sail, even though my miserable sister says it won't happen.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:23, 279 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got my cock stuck in your mum
because her sphincter spasms really hard when she comes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

ewww
that was gross.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You don't know that half of it
I had to use poppers to get her to relax and then she followed through all over your sofa
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Poppers don't get me relaxed
That bang and all the unexpected confetti gets me all uptight.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

hahaha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Have you ever put one up your bum though?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Somehow
I'm not sure that would ever fall in the category of 'relaxing'...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

oh eww
I don't know why, but these are more disgusting than usual.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

My mum will be broken hearted.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

OI!
You fucking slag, I hear you're not coming to the pub on friday!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

There could be a small... issue with that, yes...
*runs for cover*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'm really cross with you DiT
Really, really cross.

Is your smoking hot wife coming at least?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I'm cross with myself for saying yes to two things and unfortunately they were first.
Erm. I'm afraid, er, not.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

SADFACE

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I KNO, RITE.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I hope this time next month I'll have a new job in that there london
and I'll be wearing a suit and commuting indistingushable from the thousands of other twatty commuters.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

aww you said you were going to go for a job up here
now I has a sad.

Good luck though, I hope you get to become a twatty commuter.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I just saw a job in Manchester,
I never really considered it, interesting job though, but I only know about 5 people in manchester and you and applebite are two and you wouldn't want to hang around with me all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

OI WHAT ABOUT ME

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

YOU LIVE IN LONDON sort of.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

True :(
But I am a Manc.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Of course I would
*moves*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I didn't even apply so calm down.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

maybe I'll join the NHS in London
I'll bring the party to you instead.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

and you call me creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Creepy Rapist

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

When I offer to buy you a drink on friday I'll get your order wrong.
I'll apologise and offer to get another but you'll just accept it out of politeness, all the time seething inside.
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This is actually brilliant.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I can feel the slight resentment building already
DAMN YOU!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

get him a cinzano and vodka
or a taboo and lemonade
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I was thinking more like a carling instead of a Kronenburg.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

You heartless bastard

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

not only not as nice but about 2% weaker
mwah ha ha ha
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

woah
that's cold
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

you should all move to Exeter
it's much better down here
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It smells weird
and has freaks in KFC. And the student bar staff are fucking useless.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it doesn't smell weird
the freaks in KFC are an added bonus

the student bar staff are shit though, I'll give you that

but then Exeter Uni students are all grade A cunts
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I applied to Exeter
as one of my six
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My sister went to Exeter

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

2. whereas Al's sister is

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Really?
How odd, so did mine. Archaeology.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

1. you're obviously not terrible enough a person to go to uni here

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

they accepted me
but I'd picked it at random and hadn't read their course outline which necessitated Latin or Greek at A-level (which I don't have). So Bristol was my second choice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

~~latin or greek at A-level~~ wearing Ugg boots, leggings or jogging trousers with some stupid thing written across the arse and ridiculous bouffant faux-messy bleached hair
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

that's up here too.
the girls in the shopping centre toilets spend hours back combing their hair in the mirror there, it makes it really annoying if you actually want to use the loo.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

They all float, for a start.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

And me?!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

How can you say that young man,
I'm sure you'll stand out from all the other twatty commuters by looking extra twatty.
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I wonder if they can tell that you're new
maybe smell the fear. As opposed to the chronic BO that most commuters smell of.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Tripping over in high heels
both painful and humiliating

This summer I hope to get some decent photos, get a start on my thesis and hopefully lose some weight. I'd like to tan as well but doubt it will happen
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

are you a photographer?
I wish I could do that, but I don't have the patience, it's the kind of thing I'd get bored with after two rolls.

I don't tan, I'm coming to terms with it. *applies more tango*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I don't tan either
but I really don't give a shit.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

not a photographer
but like taking pictures, and will be taking reference pictures for my thesis.

I'm white as white can be. I burn, not tan. But I'm trialling a new factor 50 suncream which claims to make you tan, so I'll let you know how it goes
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I wouldn't suit a tan
I kind of miss my natural hair colour. It's got a tinge of red in it in certain lights, it's quite nice.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

My skin is so white
I doubt I'll suit a tan either. But it slims you and it can look absolutely lovely.

Last term my tutor said I had ginger in my hair (I'm fairly blond) :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

My blonde friend from home gets teased for being ginger
because I've known her for ages, I see her as blonde, but looking at her closely it's quite ginge.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

maybe I too am quite ginger
and just haven't noticed it.

Apparantly I have the same eyes as my dad, according to my tutor
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I have mousey brown hair (underneath all the dye)
but my skin is so ginger. My mum's a dirty ginge so she gave it to me. I just have to look at a holiday brochure and my freckles just multiply.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

same
freckles look cute on other people. On me they just look a bit strange
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm pale with mousey brown hair, occasional freckles
but dark eyebrows. When I had black hair, people assumed it was natural due to the eyebrows.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

me too
my eyebrows are dark so people think it's natural. Well they did when it was dark chocolate coloured, it's currently purple, which is slightly less believable.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Mine's blorange
It's truly bizarre.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm very similar looking to my dad
my sister looks like my mum.

At least I know I'm legitimate, I guess.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Whereas I am too legit
Too legit to quit.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

it was the joke in my family
that I was the illegitimate child since I'm the only one with green/grey eyes, and my hair stayed blond when everyone elses went light brown
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

There's a fantastic photo of me with all my mumside cousins
and I'm the only one with brown hair.

Roll round 3 or so years, and I've dyed it black, so I don't stand out.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

that's some jumper you've got there
assuming that is in fact you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's a great jumper, is it not?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

it has character
I'll give it that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

It has something
and I think it might by Syphilis.

It probably caught it from Sexface when it slept with him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I didn't take it with me when I fucked Sexface
It has been on a booty-trip though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

fuck off it's an awesome jumper
really soft and warm too.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

it is indeed
though I don't stand out as much in my family in summer because all my siblings hair goes really light and basically blond
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

ooh let me know if it works
my friends use factor 8, smug twats. I'll have the last laugh when their skin falls off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Drank too much
and ended up waking up in the shower. Last night over dinner we were doing the rolecall of aw(ful/some) things we've done this year, and apparently that was the bleakest thing I've done.

i've not caused myself any physical pain, only emotional [broken heartzz]

Achievements: get a job, lose weight, be happy. Not sure which is the least likely.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

at least you didn't do anything embarrassing in public
my office junior has just turned 18 and spent the night throwing up on someone's shoes and kissing ugly people. She's pretty mortified. Someone took a picture of her passed out on a table. It's lolsome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Eh, I did.
One of my awesome moments was vomming in a bin on Brewer Street, cheered on by drug dealers. I saluted them.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I don't vomit in public.
I did it once when I was 15 at a girl's house. Right up the dining room wall.

The humiliation was so great that I only ever threw up in my own bathroom after that.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I get sick from drinking very very easily
I've thrown up at a bash before.
I still blame the Jager shots
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Jager is the business
I'm trying to persuade the mrs that we should replace the glass in the inner front door of our house with a stained glass version of the Jagermeister logo.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I love Jager
but on top of god-knows-how-much cider it does not sit well.

This is part of my reluctance to let people buy me drinks. The Jew tries to take advantage of it, and the Jew has no alcohol tolerance.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I've only done it once
Threw up on a shop window in town after one too many. It was a posh kitchen shop, with overpriced utensils, so I don't mind so much.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I like being sick in roadworks.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Every time I hear that phrase
I think of the old* joke about the oyster who went to the disco and pulled a mussel.

This summer I'd like to remain gainfully employed. Anything else will be a bonus.

*So old that I think I fell out of my pram laughing at it.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I've never heard that before
It raised a smile.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

It had evidently died a death
before you were born. I'm just resurrecting it. :-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I told it a couple of days ago
I got blank looks.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you need to elbow people and go "eh? eh? Geddit?"

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I kind of just go "WAAAAAY"
then giggle to myself like crazy.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

haha I do that.
I laugh way to much at my own jokes, although I hate it on comedy panel shows when someone says something really funny and everyone else is in stitches and they just look around smugly.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

like Rob Brydon
not that he really says anything funny
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'm not very funny
I think the most anyone has ever laughed at one of my jokes was Monty, and we all know he's unhinged.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

~~unhinged~~ currently shagging someone he's not supposed to be
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Oooh, he should be back today or tomorrow should he not?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I hope so
he said he was coming to the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

OH EXCELLENT
I enjoy Monty.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

He's just had two weeks of filthy sex
he's not going to kiss you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I don't want to kiss Monty
Surprisingly, I don't want to fuck EVERY b3tan I meet.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

That's not what I heard

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Right, you can get punched in the face after Chompy

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You can't punch me
It's my party.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I'll punch you then
and forget about social niceties. But because I am so exquisitely polite you'll have to forgive me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Can we just make a no punching rule?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Nup.
Isn't that the sole reason Apple's coming? To punch you?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

something like that

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

last night we went to the batting cages, it was fun but since I haven't swung a bat in 15 years my back is fucking sore
This summer I hope to get a really nice tan
edit: oh, and I hope to use the handcuffs
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I don't think they have batting cages in England
I would be terrified. I would be the geek that they always show in the films, being repeatedly struck by baseballs.

I have to draw my tan on. Stupid ginger skin.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

We did the slow pitch softball ones, they've got ones that go up to 90mph tho, I'd be fucking terrified at those
but I did surprisingly well, but I could feel the pain immediately, I'm walking around like a feeble old woman
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yes they do for cricket.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I did not know that
I hate that advert where the cricket players get teleported to the beach. You couldn't play cricket on a beach!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

you can play french cricket.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

what makes it French?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You run away from the ball

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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

badum tish!

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Is French kissing not kissing with tongues?
Then is French Cricket not Cricket with Tongues?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I hope so.
I like that cricketer that dyed his hair blue last year. He was a hottie
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think I've seen a whole episode of Monkey Dust
but I love the clips I've seen of it.

"Did you not solicit Mr Whippy for a 69 for your daughter?"
"No, it was a 99"
"Well, that's like a 69 but THIRTY WORSE"

may be misquoted
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You can
but every ball has to be a full toss.

*awaits sniggering and strikethroughs*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

fnar

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I was going to ask a question but it'll only show my ignorance to the subject of cricket

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

more than half of brits don't know cricket either.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, but they can't understand the offside rule either.

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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

OMG
You're talking about girls aren't you
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Your incredible perception amazes me

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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

stats pocket?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

do you hit the ball full force?

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Not necessarily,
placement is more important than power.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I reckon it's the same with baseball
I just don't see the purpose in having a batting cage for cricket
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

DUH KRISTINE. HE JUST SAID IT'S ABOUT PLACEMENT, THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE THEM. STOP BEING STUPID.
sorry, I'm broken today.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

It's exactly like Quidditch
without the brooms.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

they have a snitch?!

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

that's quite pathetic to know more about a make believe game than a real one

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I know more about quidditch than cricket
you are not alone
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I always thought
Quidditch was more like lacrosse
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

It is I suppose
I was joking though, cricket is nothing like Quidditch.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

you don't even know, you're a girl
girls know nothing about sports, real or make believe

what are you doing out of the kitchen anyway?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I was just delivering an already open, cooled beer to my man,
sorry, I'll get right back on with dinner.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

While attempting to leap on board my bike at traffic lights...
...I caught both the crotch of my shorts and scrottage on the nose of the saddle. Trying to maintain nonchalance and balance while your eyes are watering isn't easy.

I was less than twenty yards from Trafalgar Square at the time.

[edit]
This summer I want to actually show up to a bash without either sickness or a poorly nugget preventing us from making it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

*winces*

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

*crosses legs in sympathy*

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

OW!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

one of my beginners clam slammed the pole last week with such force that she couldn't move for five minutes and was just wrapped around the pole.
Everytime I think of it my mimsy winces.

What's scrottage?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

man-flange
Ouchy at the pole induced smashed-pasty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

ballbag

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Bless you!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

ahhhh
I thought so but wasn't sure if he was talking about a more specific area.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Scrottage = scrotum
Aka ballbag. I don't know the geography of PJM's nutsack, so cannot comment as to whether or not he names specific regions of his coinpurse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

ok
......

...what's man-flange?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Labia beat me to it.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

~~to it~~ off
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Not yet I haven't

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

As I missed the clam-slam thread last time,
I would like to take this opportunity to contribute the term "minjury".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Love it!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

oh that's genius.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm going to try and have some fun.

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Wooo!
\o/
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Yay!

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Go Ape, coming down a zipline
I'm on a perfect approach, coming in facing forward, so throw up both hands in devil horns and shout "FUCK YEAAAAHHHH!".

This causes me to spin slightly, so I end up ploughing backwards into the sawdust, rather than gracefully running to a stop.

Alt Q: Go on holiday! It's been too long and I need to get away somewhere hot.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Come to Kos with me, ma and pa.

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

When?
I've earmarked the 1st week in September, as the kids will be back in school so it'll be quieter and cheaper.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I'm going to Spain in September
hoping to avoid the chavs and the kids of chavs.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Mid August.
We booked this because we thought sweary junior would be coming but he doesn't want to now.
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

officesmirk

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I also got told off for swearing by some random old woman
:(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

some old lady shouted at my friend for leaving his chip wrapper on a wall at the bus stop
he shouted "SOZ!" at her and stomped off to put it in the bin. It made me lol because she was right, he was a litterbug.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I hate litterbugs
Hats off to that old lady!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

me too
he was all "paper is biodegradable!" and I was all, "yeah but it's still litter because the guy still has to pick it up" and he was all "whatevs"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Oooh, the woodchip wedgie.
Itches like a bastard, that.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Certainly does!
Managed to get half of it down my neck too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I went on one of those last year
Don't know how much the different courses differ, but the one I was on had numerous ziplines. I don't think I made a successful landing on any of them. Even when I thought I was coming in for a perfect landing, feet at the ready, I promptly went arse over tit and ended up, as wookiee puts it, with a woodchip wedgie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

when I was in Spain last year I went on a zip line thing over a big pool,
but there was no rubber left on the handle so it was really slippy and as soon as my feet left the ledge I slipped straight off and back slapped the water. Sank like a stone. It was so fucking painful, I was at the bottom of the pool for a minute before I realised I was still underwater.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

But at least you didn't end up with an arse full of woodchippings
(Ouch, all the same, that must have been nasty...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I've been to two, and they're mostly the same, just differ in height and length of ziplines.
The last time I went I managed to get a perfect landing every time. My lady, however, managed to somehow flip around the wire and end up faceplanting.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Ouch
And I thought it bad enough having to pick woodchipppings out of my pants.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

while I was ripping the ceiling down in the back bedroom of my house
I was fully kitted out in protective gear.

Unfortunately it didn't help when I was reaching up with crowbar in right hand to prize a piece of ceiling loose, while holding the piece of ceiling with my left hand above my head, as a big round piece of ceiling rolled down my arm at speed and hit me in the ear.

this summer I intend to surf as much as possible!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:30, Reply)

You must have forgotten
your steel earcaps. The HSE would have a field day with you.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I know
it was a shocking lapse on my part.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Stick with it
+pro n f p t se
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

That took far more working out
than was justifiable by the result!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I know, I know
But once I'd thought of it I had to see it through.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I liked it

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

convoluted yet effective strikethrough
/ac
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I would wear pink earmuffs to prevent that happening.
I love how earmuffs became acceptable again this winter, it made me happy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

They had some "stylish" and "manly" earmuffs in primark this winter
they were ridiculous. I wish I'd seen someone wearing some in all seriousness
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I have a pair of earmuffs
which I wore in my car in the winter as the heating doesn't work very well
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Is that your special pair?
You made from all the offcuts you collected from the skip outside the labiaplasty clinic?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

ewwwwwwwww
what is with you and labia?!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Outside of my name
I think my above line has been the first time I've mentioned it in a long time. You talk about pole all the time, allow me to love the vagina!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

fine.
I do love pole.

Polepolepolepolepolepolepolepolepole
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I LOVE VAGINA

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

ahh
the lesser known sequel to I Like Breasts
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I like watching the surfers from the pier.
Being a bit wussy when it comes to the ocean, surfers always impress me.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

When I was in Newquay
all the surfers were jerks. They were all like "look at me, I'm a surfer, aren't I fucking cool". Some of them even barged me and my friends out of the way to run at the sea, shouting "we gotta catch that wave!", it was super lame.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

the good surfers in and around newquay
don't surf in newquay

there is a big attitude problem in the whole area to be honest.

North Devon is much more relaxed
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

^this^
None of the surfers I know will go near Newquay because its full of windscreen waxing pricks.
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Peej, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Surfing is a way of life here - I live in the next town over from Huntington Beach which is known as Surf City (officially)
It's a case of if you don't like it, find another beach.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

people like to think it is a way of life here
but it's just not consistent enough.

I fucking love surfing, not because it is cool or any of that bollocks, but because it is so fucking awesome to do it. It feels like nothing else I've experienced.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I feel that way about pole.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

No strikethrough necessary

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Is that the place the beach boys were singing about?

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

they mention an awfully large number of beaches in a couple of their songs

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

they are the boys of the beach
Steps only ever sung about elevation solutions.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

if only

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Yep
they say it's where surfing originated.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

they are wrong

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Doesn't surprise me.
But you know, the yanks have to take credit for everything!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

it was a polynesian thing
fucking yanks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

My favourite thing about surfing is that the board wax
is called sexwax.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Pervert

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

and there's a brand called kanagaroo poo
those surfers and their lolz.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

pfft

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

there's a new one called Far King
Kangeroo Poo is more a clothing brand these days

other popular waxes include: Mrs Palmers and Sticky Bumps

Can't beat good old Mr Zog's Sex Wax in my opinion.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

In Oz I always used Mother Palm and her Five Daughters wax

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

wait a minute....that's not real is it?
nearly had me there
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

it almost certainly is real

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

No it really is
Virtually every type of surf wax is named after a crude eumphamism for masturbating or sex. It's really hilarious when you buy it. Honestly. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I nearly wet myself in a shop once I was laughing so hard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

it's like that every time
the jokes never get old!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

seriously?
really honestly intnt srs bsns?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I would happily repeat this to you OFFLINE
with a straight face. But then again I am a very good liar. But this really is true.

www.surfsurfsurf.co.uk/surf_wax/mrs_palmers_surf_wax/mrs_palmers_5_daughters_surf_wax_cold_water_surfboard_wax
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Mrs Palmers makes a few sorts
and her standard one is probably the most popular wax here
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I used the Massive Mounds once
but I can't say it produced smaller harder nipples as promised. They all seemed much of a muchness to be honest.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

they are much of a muchness
I find that sex wax remains as lumps longer than other stuff, which just tends to go flat and uniform and slippery.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

This is funny.

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I think
Point Break taught me that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Point Break is freaking awesome

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I love that film
far too much
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

me too
actually, no, I love it the right amount, because it is fucking great
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

this film he loved too little
this film he loved too much

this film was juuuuuuuust right.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

like a bizarre version of Goldilocks

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

where goldilocks shagged daddy bear
and I was the resultant offspring
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I don't go for bears
I prefer twinks
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

don't we all

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

charming

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

just joking
twinks (at least scene ones who identify as that) are usually bitchy and shallow, while bears are much nicer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I was more referring to build etc.
:-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

are those terms only gay
or are they straight these days too?

not that I'd ever describe myself as a bear anyway.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Nope, still gay
but I like gays. A lot.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

fair enough
I don't know many
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

paging Darth Foxtrot
Darth Foxtrot to the pink courtesy phone
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

On Saturday,
I was one of only two England fans in the bar, and when we scored against USA me and the other guy went to hug each other and butted heads instead, leaving me with a nice bruise on my forehead. The yanks were more than amused.

This summer, I hope to go back to college to start working towards a degree in either history or English Lit.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'd like to study theology.

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

ooh do this
it's really interesting
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

When I retire or win the lottery I will.

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

When we were going through mums stuff,
we found out that her degree was in theology. We had absolutely no idea - as she was a French teacher we just assumed her degree was in French.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It would be difficult to fail a theology exam
After all, logical reasoning wouldn't be part of the remit.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

well it is
you just start from a different viewpoint
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

A viewpoint of ignoring all logical reasoning
and basing your argument on non existent bollocks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

But you're forgetting people who like to live in a bubble world where everything is all shiney and perfect and snug and everything you want is in there....
... I fucking love my bubble world, it even repaires itself after someone pops it.

There is a god and after life in my bubble world, and I fully admit it might not extend to the real world, but in my bubble world, the place where I live, it's there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

But even if you were to start from a position that you assume there is a god
any attempt to fabricate a testable hypothesis to prove your case would fail.

You can't disprove it of course, which is where faith comes in.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I have to say
I don't think either you or al knows what a theology degree is comprised of :)

it's not very much to do with the existence of God and the proving of it at all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

No, you're quite correct
I have no idea. I was just taking the word at face value, in that it's a study of faith in one or more deities.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I was just trying to argue on the internet
I don't actually care one way or the other.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

al we're going to
rip each other apart :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Me with my massive cock
and you with that gigantic strap on. It's going to be fun, but painful.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

ah
but you'll have to waddle to the hospital and explain you've been ripped apart by a Conservative.

I'll just have to say I've been fucked like the rest of the country, by Labour :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Except as I've pointed out before
I have never voted for Labour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

shhh don't ruin the joke

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Also it's the tories which have a reputation
for dying during interesting sex games.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

but I hope this friday
won't end in death
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'll be Stephen Milligan
you can be Julie Kirkbride
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I guess yours is worse

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

you might be
mixing it up with philosophy :) easy mistake to make- a fair few unis run them as a joint course, it's just here there is a seperate theology degree. It's really interesting stuff if you like history, fairly rigorous thinking and have an eye for detail
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Rigorous thinking and eye for detail?
That's me out then : (
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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Surely not
it's just having a good memory for stuff (or excellent notes) so you can spot inconsistencies, and make deductions from religious texts
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Everyone knows I'm the biggest non-believer going but I do find it all very interesting.

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girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Biggest non-believer going?
You're not that tubby.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't see how you can do this and totally dismiss the idea of 'god' in it's entirely.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I ended up watching the game by myself :(
but I had a good time yelling at the tiv
I hope to do it again tomorrow night
except not by myself
but that will likely be the case
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Get your dog to watch it
dogs like football.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I tried that last time, she just barked for beer and got stuck between the spokes of the stairwell

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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The place I'm staying at in the mountains
don't open for breakfast till 8am - the US game starts at 7am. I've persuaded them to open an hour early just for the game :)
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm recording it, I'll be at work when it's on
oh man, breakfast sounds good
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I once dislocated my knee doing a pretend Kung Fu kick after watching the Matrix
My wife stop above me as I lay on the floor screaming in absolute agony and said "See what happens when you dick about" and went and sat back down again before saying "Stop crying you sound like a girl" I ended up on crutches for a few weeks.
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Peej, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

hahahaha
your wife is awesome.

"If I call the hospital you won't learn anything"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Family Guy quote?

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

aye

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

She is pretty awesome, i'll give her that

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Peej, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

~~awesome~~
~~that~~ one

...wait that doesn't insult you.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

or her
Insult fail!
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Peej, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

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