Me with my massive cock
and you with that gigantic strap on. It's going to be fun, but painful.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ah
but you'll have to waddle to the hospital and explain you've been ripped apart by a Conservative.

I'll just have to say I've been fucked like the rest of the country, by Labour :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Except as I've pointed out before
I have never voted for Labour.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

shhh don't ruin the joke

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Also it's the tories which have a reputation
for dying during interesting sex games.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

but I hope this friday
won't end in death
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I'll be Stephen Milligan
you can be Julie Kirkbride
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I guess yours is worse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)