I quite like a concept from some of Ken McLeod's novels -
selling nuclear insurance policies to non-nuclear countries.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I suggest that you and I team up, go to gullible non-nuclear countries
pretending to be representing countries with weapons and sell them these policies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

It's a foolproof plan,
assuming they won't find out we've been lying until they get nuked and we don't nuke anyone back, at which point there's not going to be much they can do about it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I cannot see a single flaw in this plan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)