sadly i will be being oiled up with baby oil
and lounging around generally in a birthday spa. but it is now your fault i have eaten too much pizza. if you had begged me to save you some, i would not have eaten it all myself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A likely story
I wish I'd gotten pizza now instead of waiting for a text that never came that would confirm if I was going out tonight. Stupid text person. KFC chips really are rough as a badgers cunt.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:04, Reply)

don't think i've ever had a kfc
they are not so much on the vegetarian, even the fake ones like me who have zero principles but lots of fussiness. i think you should find the phantom non-texter and punish them with a big bucket of the colonel's finest (not lovely colonel dracula, the beardy red cunt [not vipros])
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Oh I intend to.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:19, Reply)

It wasn't me was it?
I am a terrible cunt. Although this time I think I am in the clear.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Nah, it was a pretty pretty man who I've decided is a non texting cunt.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:26, Reply)