Attend a doctor's appointment
for ladypart related non-fun issues. They rang me up to cancel, but I've got the day off anyway so I'm going to spend today monging around at home. What a shame. *eats croissant*

No, it was not sexual favours that got me in to this mess in the first place, it's something else!
(berk, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Was it rape then? Because that isn't a favour to anyone.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

What time are you getting to the pub?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You asked this yesterday and he didn't respond.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I know, I'm starting to think he doesn't want me there.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

You know, the start time is on the event page on FB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I didn't invite him
he invited himself, therefore I'm not prepared to give any details so as to avoid any other cunts turning up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You could gaz him the time?
I'm not going to, it's your party. I also didn't know you didn't invite him, which could mean I'm now in an awkward situation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

He did invite me, in a very heart hearted "you can come if you want" way
but that's all I need.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I remember back in my raping days
I used to use that defence all the time. Then I changed my glasses
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

heart hearted?
"'spose you can come, if you want." *shuffles feet, looks to his Mum to see if she's nodding with approval*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Pretty much that,
Al's very shy around me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I didn't get a facebook invite :'(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I did
And I live MILES away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

But that's because I'm not facebook friends with Psychochomp

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

We should become friends I can poke you everyday it'll be like a thing we do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Yeah, lets not do that

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Everytime you're on facebook chat I can ask you what you're doing?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Applebite told me you did that a lot
I don't actually use facebook chat so she had to explain what it was first.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

He never asks me
Maybe if I put up some poledancing pics he would.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You have to make sure that in one of them
you can practically see your minge.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Good idea

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Those pictures better not come up in my news feed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'll put them on your wall
And tag you in them as the pole.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

:S

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

facebook chat is fucking shit.
but it's one of the few bits of internet that works here.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)