My dentist is fucking hot
and really nice too. I like going to see the dentist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

what's his name?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Phil McAvity

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Arf
Actually, it's a bit embarrassing as I don't know my dentists name so I always just ring up for an appointment and hope they don't ask who with as saying "The smoking hot indian lady" would probably get me kicked out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Because she's Pakistani?
RACIST.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

That's actually my biggest concern when trying to describe her
I'm so terribly middle class I shudder to think how they would look at me if I got her ethnicity wrong, and is it even acceptable to describe someone like that? Should I refer to her as "the smoking hot lady descended from the indian sub continent"? I just don't know.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I know what you mean
You could always just say "That curry one?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

luckily mine is just from Sweden
she's really nice as well. I don't like dentists for a number of reasons, but she is incredibly calming and professional
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

my dentist is unfortunately a man
but all the assistants, nurses and receptionists at the place are smoking hot. It's private, so they are well paid and friendly too, which is nice.

last time I was there my dentist insisted I take money for a pre-order of our latest CD and was promising he'd play it in the surgery.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Nice! I go private too (no spaces at the NHS dentist in town)
My dentist blinks too much for my liking, but his assistant is also smoking hot, and I swear she doesn't wear anything other than lingerie under her labcoat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

we get a full on dental plan at work which is nice
means I can go to a fancy dentist a minutes walk from my office rather than have to find an NHS one.

yay for smoking hot women in lingerie and lab coats with an obvious oral fixation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

We're not so different, you and I

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I think that might be
a case of overactive imagination sadly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

My dentist was a lezzar, and we obviously had similar tastes in nurses.
My imagination ran bloody wild while sitting in that chair.
Especially with the little Irish lass who would press her thigh against my hand on the chair arm. Did I move my hand? - did I bugger.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have to be honest
I'm generally too paralysed with fright to think about attractiveness of the help
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I find it helps. Better than finding errors in the artexing.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

lie back and think of England

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Absolutely - open wide and it will soon be over.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)

No, you "hope" she doesn't wear anything except lingerie
But in reality she is wearing massive granny pants and a greying bra with the underwiring coming loose under an old bobbly cardigan and faded leggings.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

You've just described what I'm wearing now.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I'm sporting a serious lob on right now

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

lob gape
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

This is my biggest fear

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)