Wispa, bacon and sex

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I think you put that in the wrong place love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

That's what you said to him.
Bazinga!
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Sorry, I slipped.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Still, while I'm here, hmm?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I'll let it go this time, but never again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm sure we can both get some enjoyment from my carelessness

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I once read a story about a women who shoved a mars bar up her fanny but it melted and the guy went to eat it but it was all melted and he couldn't get to all of it because his tounge wasn't big enough.
I imagine the Bacon would be OK, because it won't melt, but the Wispa might do the same, so I can't really recommend it, I don't think it would be my cup of tea, but I'm sure if you enjoy it, then it's great.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I should point out this is a joke where I combined your three favorite things for comic effect, rather than a crude remark on your actual sex life.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)