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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell, you're SPECIALBang goes my next sig
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
My friend Gimpy Dave is the winner.Something like -14 in both eyes, and a clotting disorder. Which is irrelevant to his eyesight, but it seems a bit harsh to take someone who can barely see and ensure that walking into things leads to massive bruises and bleeding.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)
That is incredibly harshI can only hope that fate also gave him an appropriate payoff, like an absurdly large penis or a genetic abnormality which allows him to buy a Bugatti Veyron at 0.01% of its RRP
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
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