My corvidaen friend.
It shocks me that no one has suggested excessive self abuse. Have things changed that much?
Failing that buy the Walkers World Cup crisps and eat the correct nationalities packet as they are eliminated from the tournament. If you combine this with a healthy diet of drugs I think your week is well and truly sorted.
Oh - and hello everyone.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tuggers you old fruit
how the devil are you?

also, top advice. something I am tempted to do myself.

I have some marvellous pot at the moment. After a bit of a drought I've been innundated. The latest batch almost left me unable to walk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

that sounds fucking terrible
however, my back hurts so bad right now I'd lick the empty baggie in hopes of getting some form of relief
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Hello K.
You do know by forming a sentence that contains 'licking' 'baggie' and 'relief' you are asking for a strikethrough slap down, don't you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I care not :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You are in a bad way aren't you?
Have some flowers...


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Why thank you! Have some chocolates

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Phwooarrrgggh!
"Get the insulin ready nurse - I'm going in."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Vippers you old dog.
Good to hear the green situ is healthy. I invested in a fine vintage a month back and have a large back-up in the fridge for the inevitable draughts of autumn.
How is the band?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

splendid!
the bands is a little hit and miss at the moment. Things are great at practice, we have a lot of new songs coming along, all different styles. The new CD is splendid (all the tracks are on myspace.com/dumberthantheaveragebear) however, we haven't been gigging much, so the ones we have done we have been dreadful!

hopefully the one tonight will be a return to our previous form
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

As long as the bread is right shape...
That can really mess up a gig.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I am baffled by this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I was imaging you having a Spinal Tap tantrum...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

how dense of me
that is one of my favourite parts of the film as well...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Should I presume you are partaking in pipe right now?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

lamentably not
I'm in the office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Enough of this nonsense.
Vipros - are you still having that static problem with The Motor?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

static problem seems to have gone away
there is the odd isolated occasion, but far from the regular occurrance that it had become
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Tuggers!
How are you, old bean? And you return with such good advice; it's hard to believe I'd forgotten all about my trusty wanking spanner. All I need now is some crisps, a tin of Brasso and my week is sorted!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Rather well - thank you.
If there is an epitaph I strive for it is "He caused others to wank".
Oh and a word of advice - don't confuse the Brasso for the lube tube.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh dear, no, wouldn't want to do that
Lube tastes horrible...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)