Apologies for treading on the toes of your thread, Larry
But it was basically decided, about an hour ago, that I'm taking next week off. I've not had a holiday since christmas, and my supervisor said that the way things are going that I might as well take a break next week. This is all very well and good, but any ideas what the devil I should do with it?

(Boundary conditions: I need to be in town tomorrow, and I need to be in Todmorden by the next Saturday afternoon. Other than that, feel free to suggest absolutely anything.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:30, 180 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

try to win tickets to glastonbury.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I'm sure the last time we had this conversation I decided there was hardly anyone playing there that I wanted to see
But I'm stuck for ideas, so: how does one go about winning tickets?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I think orange are running some competitions.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

wouldn't that overlap with him needing to be in Todmorden?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

yes, my suggestion was never serious
it was just to remind you all that I'm going to glastonbury.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

oh you're going are you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

near the top,
is b3ta being shit today?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

YES

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

It often happens just before we get some shiney new feature.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

They're putting in a mong filter.
I shall enjoy seeing which of us is left here.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

looks like it's just the two of us.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Oh well.
I'm sure we can make the best of it.
We'll just have memories.
Memories of how Al used to be funny and then lost it a bit.
Of how Gonz would only write giganto-posts.
Of how we all lived in Badger's minge.
Delightful.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I just found this on google
www.statemaster.com/encyclopedia/B3ta
Al, koal and bert are famous
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

This is like the wikipedia entry.
I think they went on there in a self-promotional kind of way.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

JMG is going to be furious.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Please make sure he knows.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

He's coming tonight.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Of course!
The whole world goes to that part of London on a Friday night.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

how weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Cr3 the mong filter is broken

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

have a party
on one of the nights. Or take a quick break somewhere nice (in England)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Buy a coach ticket to Amsterdam
(£38 return, if I remember)
Get royally stoned.
Return.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

return accidentally realise it's 5 months later and you've moved in with some people you don't know and you can't remember where you used to live.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

We're thinking of going for my birthday
ahahahahahahahaha deadly. I have a very low tolerance for the stuff as well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

the stuff in amsterdam is far superior to most stuff you get over here
it will ruin you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I semi-paralysed myself last time.
On a 25/75 joint rolled with normal length filters.


Yeaaaaaah
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I don't really miss the old days of sex, drugs and rock & roll.
But I sometimes miss a nice bit of relaxing waccy baccy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

"sex, drugs and rock & roll"
Who sung this?
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

One of my favorite bands but don't tell anyone
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nowadays it's sheds and books and sausage rolls

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Holy shit
that's a great idea!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You could think up new flavours of Cup-a-Soup.
possibly crow related ones.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

or duck

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I got myself all worked out to give the phamacist at Boots a bollocking because he's a fucking dangerous shitcunt.
I was going to call him a glorifide accountant and talk about "keeping to the advice of my _real_ medical proffesionals".

But he wasn't in, and I whimped out and decided to act all resonably.

I was prepaired to get myself banned too =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

What's he done?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Told him not to eat catapiller cake while on his meds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

eat +squish +between his toes
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)

that's before he eats it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm still relling over the fact that last time I took a chocolate catapilia cake with me, some cunt had the face part, THE BEST BIT, he had it all to himself.
I was trying to use phsycic powers to get him to put it down and shoot himself in the head, but it didn't work, he just ate it. In my mind afterwards, he turned to me, with a smug smile, and phsyciclly transmitted the message "Mmmmmm, that was sooo good, the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, oh my gosh, I feel a little full now, I didn't need to eat the whole thing, I probably shouldn't have because now I feel a bit ill but not because that's the best bit and I took it all for myself. Yeah', _and_ I masturbate over metal pictures of your mum, gran and sister while finishing off in everything you love and cherish".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Are you up to coming tonight?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm still maybe'ing it.
Depends on my back, last thing I want to do is be stuck having to get a cab home down central or anything like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Plus I feel really self concous about my lack of facial hair at the moment
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

But I really could do with a good night out too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I assume I don't have to make plans that include meeting you later, then?
Eh?
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Sorry, I think it's best that we meet up there if I am going.
Right now, I'm pretty sure I will be, but I'd rather nobody relies on me being there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

As long as I know...
But I know what you're like, so it was my way of making you feel obliged to attend.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'll tell you what, instead of that, I'll buy a new shirt so I feel all smart and stuff and want to wear it out =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I love you, Gonz.
I miss you too.
Please come out to play.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Right back atcha =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Don't bring SexFace.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Bloody talking about these things on here means that ANY Tom Dick or Fester could turn up
You're all eejits for that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Only if they have addresses.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It has been mentioned here in the last few weeks
Both time and location
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Oh! is this Al's do?

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm not having a do
Please stop talking about it. It's bad enough that Chompy has invited himself along.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You fucking mentioned the time-ish and definite place on here a while ago
and put the fear of god in me, you fucking idiot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Alright, alright, calm down, calm down!
I was hoping people would just shut up about it once it was established.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You should have kept your trap shut
Like those kids who put their parties on facebook and wonder why a load of Bosnians turn up and rape them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Yes. I only just found out about that :(

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I was wondering, because I've not really done this before, but what is the way these things normally go?
I mean, I presume we're going to rent one out for a couple of hours and get bag between us. Do we all just split it up evenly and you get to go first and have the extra line, or do we split it up by how much time we spend with her? We could split it by how many lengths we give her each, but I feel that wouldn't be fair on you. I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but I don't see why I should pay the same as Chompy when I'll only take 3 minutes and he'll take a good 20. When it comes to doing the pick-up, do we have to do that brush-on-teeth thing like they do in the films? I've never really done that before, and would hate to fuck up and end up with talc. Also, have you booked the hotel room for those few hours yet? I think if we book in advance, we might save a few bob, but I don't think I trust the by-the-hour hotel websites.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Those two live together
:/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yes, but it's no longer Gonz's responsibility. Anyone can see where and when it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

like me

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I love how Al refused to give you the time everyone was meeting.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

There is no meeting
now go away and be quiet and emo and stuff like you enjoy doing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

he hasn't even accepted my friend request.
I'm going to have to hug him until he loves me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

But I'm assuming Al invited you or said it was ok for you to go or summat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

there was a reluctant acceptance that I could attend yes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You mean you asked?
What is wrong with people these days!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Mind you,
the silly old goat had "Come and have a drink with me 18/06/10" or something as his sig for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

ZOMG
Al's having drinks?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Will you shut the bleeding fuck up
I'm scared of internets.
I know it doesn't appear that way, when you look at my life and that, but really. Randon anyones reading B3ta out of curiosity could turn up and take photos of me, or touch me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Wait, you're going too?
Fuck, now I'm truly gutted I can't make it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

HAHA LOOOOOOOSER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*eyes welling up*
Yeah? Well fuck you Al!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Don't bash the pianner on yer way out either

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

it's ok
I'm not going to be there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm quite happy for people to come along
it's not like it's in my house or anything. It's a pub in london, the only thing I didn't want to do was put it on the calender. If you don't want to come because you're scared of meeting other internet people then don't come, but I will be sad if you aren't there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I haz bodyguard
Stop laughing innit!
I'm only messin abaaaaht lovely chops x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Your bodygaurd is soft as shite though

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I said stop laughing
The inference being that I didn't want you calling me fella a gobshite :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Wait a moment here, you coming?
oh, my goodness, I need to get my tux cleaned !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I might just hide in the bogs in Charing Cross station instead like
But look sharp just in case
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Don't worry we're all harmless
even I'm not that much of a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You're not?
I feel let down in advance
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I promise to mock your accent if that will help.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

But I'm immune to that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'll just have to headbutt you then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm comfortable with that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I haven't spoken to him about it, but I doubt he'd be interested in coming even if I did.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

He wouldn't sell me 10% ibupurphane gel, only 5%, even though both is over the counter.
The next day I went to a different phamacist and got the stuff, and it worked a charm, but I spent that night in quite a lot of pain. But as far as they're concerned, I took his advice, over that of my doctors, and thus had to take the week off work in pain (which is true, but I'd be in even more pain if I did take his advice), and wasted the GPs time to go get a prescription for something over the counter.

And he won't sell me anything with codine in it, ever, because I once bought it twice in the same month... yet I know sevrel people who buy a box a week of co-codimal, they don't even have to hide it, they just go in and ask for it, and he sells it to them. I think this is because I sometimes go in with a hoodie, because everyone else who I know normally are middle-aged women and thus aren't terrifying hoodie drug dealers. I guess once he took the stance, he couldn't go back. I even showed him a doctor's letter with the stuff written down, but he said he can only take prescriptions as proof, something about goverment guidelines.

He's a right fucking cock, a dangerous one at that, and although I'm playing it up a little bit, that the next day I just went somewhere else, I still had a night in serious pain because of him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

God, I sound like such a whiney dick, I just want to take out my fustrations on the world on him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I feel your pain
literally. I have a headache right now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Just go to a few different chemists
I'm forever buying codine and ibuprofen. But I go to different chemists so none of them realise how much I'm taking.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

bit harsh that
calling him an accountant
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

you wanna be careful saying that,
the Colonel will get you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

sure he'd be first to agree

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Go and visit your parents and tell them how much you love them.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

do this, only instead of your parents, make it Sophie Dahl.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I <3 her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

maybe you should go with him
and make her choose through a set of demeaning tasks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Open a map of the British Aisles
and close your eyes. Stick two pins in it at random and then go to one of those places and then the other, then home again. Bring me back some home made fudge (real fudge, not fecal matter).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

It would be ace if he did this and the pins just happened to stick in his parents' and Sophie Dahl's houses.

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

knowing his luck they'll both end up sticking in Milton Keynes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Oooh, that is unlucky.

(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

British Aisles?
Are you so multi-cultural that your Tescos has a separate aisle for British food?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

oh my god that was dumb
I'll leave it there to remind you all that even the Goddesses make mistakes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Way to turn a dumb mistake into a statement of Vipros levels of smugiosity

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She has a smile shaped like a croissant right now.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Any smugger and her foo foo will be shaped like one too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Any scimitar-shaped cock owners will be welcomed into the soft, pastry-like interior.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

The delicate layers of soft pastry gave way to the relentless blade
Opening up for him to liberally spread his creamy butter all inside.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

ok stop it now.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm really hungry now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

*loosens collar*
is it getting hot in here?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

haha!
It's were they keep the Spam.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)

A few days in Tenerife.
You can visit my sister. She's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You sound like you're in Yorkshire
There's shit loads of places to visit in Yorkshire. Google tourist spots in Yorkshire.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

He doesn't live in Yorkshire but I do.
He's coming to my bash.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I've looked at your bash a couple of times
I live in wakefield, but I've wussed out of your bash because I don't know anyone.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

They're all lovely people in real life
especially blousey. Even though she hates me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Everyone hates you.
Erm, except me. I'm not allowed.
BFF rules forbid it.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You're not allowed but you do it anyway
Your rebel spirit is why I love you most of all. And your norks of course.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll bring them along later.

( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Bring them to Yorkshire too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Yes, even though you have been VERY NAUGHTY recently.
Don't think I don't know what goes on in threads while I'm away, young man.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

What? What have I done?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Implying that I am LOUD.
WHAT A FUCKING CHEEK.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Blimey, that was a month ago!
And I was more implying that you are so awesome and mighty that your can flay someone without touching them. Please don't kill me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I have to accept your apology or else I won't be able to have a Labs Hug.
But I'm watching you.
Oh yes.
Watching.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Were you just watching me right now?
Because, if so, it's totally legal where they film it, and the owners consented.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The dog owners?
I'm not sure the dogs themselves would have consented...
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

It's hotter if they don't

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I wouldn't like to be caught comparing you to Brian Blessed.....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

He'll pay.
You'll keep.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

;-D
best organise another bash down this way if you want to exact your revenge. I'm too skint to travel.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Oh god, I can't do that again.
The bash was fun, but organising that kind of thing aint.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I bet
seemed like it'd be a nightmare. was good fun though. gave me a taste for more :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Hello I'm Big-girl's-blouse.
You do now : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I might come
I'll hang around here a bit more and see if I get accepted. I am from /talk after all.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Well gaz me if you decide to be brave.
I live a ten minute walk from the train station.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I will :o)

( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Change your name to 'Jenjugs' and you'll be welcomed by half of OT instantly

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

pfft
I'll stick to jenpots, thanks.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Immigrant!
Hello :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Hi.
I promise to behave :o)
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

that's more than some around here

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Do come!
Familiarity breeds contempt, so enjoy it while you still don't know us.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

He's in that there London

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Well... he should visit Yorkshire
cos Yorkshire is aces.
( jenpots, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I already have
I went up to Danby for my friend's wedding last year and it was very pretty. I was impressed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

"The way things are going ..." sounds ominous.
Perhaps you need to go job hunting.

Edit - and if not get thee oop to Malham Cove hiking/camping for a few days before Saturday. As long as BGB will give you bath when you arrive.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll put him in the sink and give him a good scrub with an old floor rag.
Ooo! I think I've been to Malham cove.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Hmmm...
that'd be quite some sink.
( thealternativefact, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It's in the celler.
Bwahahahahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

You're just going to fill the cellar with water and throw me down there, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Unless you have a bath
at Malham

Edit - I've got to get here some day soon
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

That really does look rather impressive
And probably just about big enough for me to have a bath in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Well if we're doing our "Visit Yorkshire" bit, then
Brimham Rocks and the Yorshire Sculpture Park are worth a visit. Alternatively if you're one of those "friends of Vipros" types (I don't mind them loving big structures as long as they don't try and shove it down my throat) then you should go and have a look at the Humber Bridge.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)

My corvidaen friend.
It shocks me that no one has suggested excessive self abuse. Have things changed that much?
Failing that buy the Walkers World Cup crisps and eat the correct nationalities packet as they are eliminated from the tournament. If you combine this with a healthy diet of drugs I think your week is well and truly sorted.
Oh - and hello everyone.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Tuggers you old fruit
how the devil are you?

also, top advice. something I am tempted to do myself.

I have some marvellous pot at the moment. After a bit of a drought I've been innundated. The latest batch almost left me unable to walk.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

that sounds fucking terrible
however, my back hurts so bad right now I'd lick the empty baggie in hopes of getting some form of relief
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Hello K.
You do know by forming a sentence that contains 'licking' 'baggie' and 'relief' you are asking for a strikethrough slap down, don't you?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I care not :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You are in a bad way aren't you?
Have some flowers...


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Why thank you! Have some chocolates

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Phwooarrrgggh!
"Get the insulin ready nurse - I'm going in."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Vippers you old dog.
Good to hear the green situ is healthy. I invested in a fine vintage a month back and have a large back-up in the fridge for the inevitable draughts of autumn.
How is the band?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

splendid!
the bands is a little hit and miss at the moment. Things are great at practice, we have a lot of new songs coming along, all different styles. The new CD is splendid (all the tracks are on myspace.com/dumberthantheaveragebear) however, we haven't been gigging much, so the ones we have done we have been dreadful!

hopefully the one tonight will be a return to our previous form
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

As long as the bread is right shape...
That can really mess up a gig.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I am baffled by this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I was imaging you having a Spinal Tap tantrum...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

how dense of me
that is one of my favourite parts of the film as well...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Should I presume you are partaking in pipe right now?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

lamentably not
I'm in the office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Enough of this nonsense.
Vipros - are you still having that static problem with The Motor?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

static problem seems to have gone away
there is the odd isolated occasion, but far from the regular occurrance that it had become
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Tuggers!
How are you, old bean? And you return with such good advice; it's hard to believe I'd forgotten all about my trusty wanking spanner. All I need now is some crisps, a tin of Brasso and my week is sorted!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Rather well - thank you.
If there is an epitaph I strive for it is "He caused others to wank".
Oh and a word of advice - don't confuse the Brasso for the lube tube.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Oh dear, no, wouldn't want to do that
Lube tastes horrible...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)