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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The thread I was born to reply to.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Come on then, Chompy
give me your best moves
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)
In office based enviroment,
every time you make her tea get it wrong, too much/too little sugar, fuck loads of milk or just make it with tap water.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I don't make the tea
what on earth do you take me for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Sorry I didn't think.
You've probably not passed the test yet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
or you could just pick something about her
and tease her about it until she gets upset and then call her childish.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Another marvellous idea!
It's worked before, so why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)
It works best when it's something that's a bit obscure
like wonky eyebrows or small ears rather than "you're fat"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Her nose points upwards
I'll start asking her what the ceiling smells like
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I suspect this might be a winner

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Hiya Vipros
How are you doing, you massive bearded prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
not too bad. bit bored of work today, but nothing new there
how are you, you deviant homunculus?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Top o' the range, Vipros
Top o' the range
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
magic darts

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I keep failing at the milk stage
apparently you're not supposed to ask pregnant colleagues for a squeeze of their tits
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)
It's the fact that they weren't pregnant that upset them

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
No, she was about 8 months gone
with twins. She really didn't look very amused, and all the people in the office did a big facepalm
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

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