Too easy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good though
and true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

just like your mum

EDIT Oh, I know what I was going to say to you, Wookie! I saw a guy walking down the high street near me last night, and I thought he was you. Same ridiculous hair, glasses, stupid little fucking hat.

...but he was with a moderately attractive looking woman, so you know, clearly wasn't you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

At least she doesn't charge.
People just throw their spare change in the hat if they've enjoyed the performance.

EDIT - Just edit while I'm replying, why don't you. I don't have any stupid hair any more. And besides, I know plenty of attractive women. None of them will sleep with me, but that doesn't mean I'm not seen in their company occasionally.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Don't knock your mum
she's one of my favourite Bison

EDIT did you also lose that hat?
DOUBLE EDIT Or do you use that to disguise the 'MASSIVE VIRGIN' tattoo on your head?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I have not worn that hat in ages, I'm embracing the baldness now.
Bison? Eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Excellent
+5 respect points to you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

That means the world to me, Bert, it really does.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Girl, you'll be a woman...
Soon
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)