Ah, she'll be fine
she's a clever little sod, and she can't reach the toaster anyway. I'll keep an eye on her.

Book somewhere? Cor, you're posh. At most I'm expecting a pub lunch, or maybe pizza express
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i have just booked the alderley hotel
tres ya-ya, dah-ling. well, if you like tango'd footballer's wives driving their husband's cars, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I certainly don't
but you best be careful taking your dad somewhere like that, the jaundiced, boob-jobbed tarts might give the poor feller a heart attack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:32, Reply)

he will be duly blindfolded

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

You and your dad
are into some seriously kinky shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:44, Reply)

we're from up north
what did you expect
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Oop north?
Are we talking whippets and flatcaps, or irn bru and headbutting your nan in a manskirt?

EDIT reply to the main thread instead of this post, this is getting silly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)