I don't know if I ever knew his name.
He's just Monty anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How do Roota
Have a lovely weekend?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Had a bloody brilliant weekend thanks luv, and you?
I fell over on the underground in my platforms running for the last train. djtp fell over me and thighed me right in the snout. It was spectacular.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That sounds like an epic blunder
Mine was good ta, went out on Friday for a mate's birthday and ate so much food I was in actual real pain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

My nose got bloody and I had a girl-crying-on-the-tube moment
I did the too much food thing on Sunday.
I was ravenous on the train, so I ate lots of snacks (RETURN OF MILKA CREME BARS FTW) even though I knew I was getting off the train at my mum and dad's for a roast dinner. Grooo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Awww Roota!
How is your nose now? Better I hope.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Bit sore,
but disappointingly unmarked.
I have a cracker bruise and burn on my elbow though :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'm glad you're not horribly disfigured then.
But it's good to have at least one bruise, for sympathy purposes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes
I made sure my family kept saying "How's your elbow?" yesterday. I'd hold it up and grimace. Then they'd say "Aaah, he battered her!"
Because domestic violence is hilarious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I get loads of suspicious bruises from pole
so Wiggy gets nervous if I wear a skirt or short sleeved top because people think he's a wifebeater.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

When I first got Tigger, and for the first few years, I looked like a right cutter
But now I've learnt how to evade most of the injuries or let him just get my ankles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

haha
my sister's ferret tried to climb up my arm to get out of the bath a few weeks ago and left some horrendous scratches on my arm. I'm allergic to him as well so they raised up and went really red, I looked so emo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I read that in a Lancashire accent

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I speak in a Southern one
but I am noticing an increased tendency to say use the word 'well' instead of 'very'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

i've been very manc the last couple of days.
i blame Applebite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck, ouch!
Hope your schnoz is better now!
We were at a gorgeous buffet restaurant, and I was determined to get my money's worth. Really regretted it later, although I saved money as I just couldn't drink anything after that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Not even a wafffer thin mint?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Haha!
Fuck off, I'm full!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)