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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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haha best chat-up line

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
this whole subthread made me actually officelol

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Certainly beats my efforts on Friday
(after I'd gone to the Ballroom - I suck at being on the pull, but not to the point that no-one would even notice)

"In that case, I think we owe it to ourselves to find a corner and make out."
"What? No! No we don't."
"...oh..."

I am the DADDY, I tells you.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Smooth

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Aw yeah.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
No need to aaarsk
he's a smooth operayder
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
not as smooth
as my taxi drivers attempt :(
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Is that sadface to suggest
that the taxi driver's skills paid off?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
or that he didn't try hard enough to overcome your defences
even though you secretly wanted it
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
I may not have had a proper
date in some time, but I don't think I'm desperate enough for that yet
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I think you are unfairly pre-judging taxi drivers

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Oh come on,
she avoided Chompy because he's a date-rapist, why would she settle for the kind of rapist who won't even take you out first?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
ok, that's a fair point

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
indeed it is
he didn't even pay for my taxi-ride the cheapo.

And it's not so much pre-judging taxi drivers, as knowing I don't generally have much in common with them
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure why I am standing up for taxi drivers here, but I've started so may as well carry on...
there could be a taxi driver out there who is perfect for you, but you are sweeping him aside with all the rest with your generalisations.

for shame!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
but how likely is that?

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
hard to say
it shouldn't be so callously dismissed as a possibility
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I think so
I'm not saying I'd never, but based on the taxi drivers I've met the probability is close to zero
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
as long as you accept it as possible
that's all I ask
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
"As I looked into his eyes he took the knife away from my throat and we realised we were perfect for each other."

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
you are doing very well this morning

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Ta!
I blame lack of sleep and too much caffeine.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
What with not being a rapist and all.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
What was that??

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
he was very unsmoothly
staring at me for the whole taxi ride. Then when I got out, he grasped my arm and said 'you're very beautiful you know.' I think I just stared at him in horror
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
and that was SMOOTHER than ME?
*rethinks technique*
*decides to go for pity*
*cries*
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Yes... YES!
Your tears sustain me!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
As long as you put out.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
You've seen me
I can't afford not to.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
The weekend's looking up, then.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
And I bet he was one of them forrins
They do that.
There was a kerrazy forrin begging if he could have a room in my house as I put out my bins on Tuesday.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
mind you
I'll blame it on the late shift. I just seem to have had a sudden frequency rise in things like that happening to me
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
and he was so upset by your rejection he went on a killing spree.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
speaking as one who regularly deals with rejection...

(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

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