I was standing in a queue at the local kebab shop
This large 50-something harridan turns to me and spots my tattoos, and then grabs my arm.
"I fookin' love tattoos, me. I've gorra tattoo of a strawberry on me arse, wanna add the cream?"

No. No I did not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just made a proper
'eurgh' face of horror at the screen then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I left promptly, before being served
She put me off my kebab.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

before after +ic
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Jajaja!
What a great line. I need a strawberry tattoo now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)