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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I was standing in a queue at the local kebab shop
This large 50-something harridan turns to me and spots my tattoos, and then grabs my arm.
"I fookin' love tattoos, me. I've gorra tattoo of a strawberry on me arse, wanna add the cream?"
No. No I did not.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I just made a proper
'eurgh' face of horror at the screen then.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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I left promptly, before being served
She put me off my kebab.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:35,
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before after +ic
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Jajaja!
What a great line. I need a strawberry tattoo now.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:37,
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