How much?!!
That must have been a hell of a beard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it was for charity
and it wasn't as good as the beard I have now. was about 3 years old though.

I'd never do it again. I didn't recognise myself for 2 weeks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Try not to get too stoned and pass out while I'm around at Sonisphere, eh mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

aside from the fact that I've passed out from booze/drugs maybe twice in my life
if you were to come near it with scissors/razor I would destroy you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

As a former long-haired hippy type
who lived with the constant threat of scalping at University, I can assure you that any such threat would be empty

I'd like to see you try to destroy me though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

normally I am far too mild-mannered
but if my beard or hair were to be tampered with I suspect there would be an element of turning green and tearing all clothes apart from a convenient pair of shorts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

This is a bit eyeless-in-gaza. innit?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I imagine that a fight between us would be a pathetically hilarious affair

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I suspect you are right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

and immensely gay

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You suspect that the fight would be immensely gay?
Or you suspect that I am immensely gay, as well as right? Answer carefully
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

well
I was thinking more the fight itself. But I can call you gay if you feel you haven't reached your minimum insult quotient this week yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It's unlikely that I won't be insulted again today though, isn't it?
Also, you calling me gay does very little for your opinion of your own appearance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

that doesn't make much sense to me
have I missed something?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Nothing of note
But if Amberl calls me gay she should expect any future compliments I give her to be a double-edged sword
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I suspect Amberl gets enough compliments that she'll survive.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

subtle pandering there
nice work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Subtle?
Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Comparatively, yes.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Of course she does - bloody gorgeous that girl.
Lovely big brown eyes.

There's subtlety, look you.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I very nearly pandertroned myself for that one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Did you have
this sort of thing in mind?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)