Boilers/schmoilers
or, more specifically, expansion vessel/schmexpansion vessel. It looks like we'll have to be replacing the our boiler which is about six years old. They don't make them like they used to.
(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SIX??!!
I thought boilers should last at least 10 years, my combi-boiler is 13 years old and has to be threatened with a hammer during the winter.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

It might just be seven, but it's still pretty poor.
and has meant that I've been doing a lot boiler browsing recently.
What do you think?
Broag-Remeha Avanta 28C



Baxi Duotec HE 28


I know that the Baxi was CORGI Boiler Of The Year 2008 and has the better flow rate, but, reclining at that coquettish angle under that lighting, you've got to admit that the Broag is damn sexy.
(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You've just referred to a boiler - A BOILER - as damn sexy
I am revoking your right to own a penis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I don't think that you're paying enough attention to the intonation of my typing.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I don't think you can possibly get yourself out of this hole, no matter how damn sexy your spade

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Sexist AND racist!

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Oh well played

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Phwoar! Nice boiler!
I have a Vailant, which is supposed to be one of the best makes (supposed)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I know it sometimes seems like the whole world, including your boiler, has given up on you, but please take heart...
... that there are plenty out there that hasn't given up on you, most of all, yourself. Don't lose the hope and keep the faith.

Before you do anything stupid, please consider all those that would miss you.

xxx
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I preferred your other meme
"Oh man, you're totally screwed..."
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)