"Marc Almond & Hawkwind honoured at The Mojo Awards 2010"
Waaahahahahahahahaha!*pauses*Hahahahahahaha!*falls over laughing*
I haven't got time to ask a question, just wanted to ruin Monty's day.
Bye...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:49, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can think of much easier ways to do that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Just tell me you're allowed back on here again.
That should do it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

...at the risk of looking supremely gullible
Is this actually happening somewhere in the world, or are you just fabricating these things with your own perverted imagination?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Nope - this is real world as opposed to massive drug world.
www.cherryred.co.uk/
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Tis real
www.metro.co.uk/music/830439-mojo-awards-2010-kasabian-jimmy-page-and-the-stone-roses-win-prizes
( M o D, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Christ on a pogo stick
There's plenty to upset him in that, not least of all Almond and Hawkwind being mentioned in the same headline...and the Stone Roses album is a "classic" now, is it? Jesus wept...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

FUCKING WHAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I bet they appear together...
...in the bogs after the show.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

If I were you I wouldn't click the links above
You won't like it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Nonsense.
*skins up/kicks back*
Go on Monty - have a read.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Dave Bowie is Motorhead's "special" guest on their forthcoming tour.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

They'll be doing a full Tin Machine set together.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Special guests....
"TRACTOR"!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

So's Jimmy Hill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I told you 'Old Spunky Breath' is an underrated genius.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Like the ‘brilliant’ Stone Roses, eh?
For a moment there I thought you must know something about Jimmy Hill that I was not aware of...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I suppose his chin would provide a kind of helipad for your bollocks.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

The goatee would probably tickle your knackers.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)