Oooh, look at me
I'm all 'la-di-dah' with my passing first time shizness.

Passing second time is where the real winners are at
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

are you invoking the "first the worst, second the best" rule here?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Can we clarify what third is?
Man with the hairy chest? Strongest in the west? Who knows..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Third is the one who Bert sucks off best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

one with the hairy chest is what I heard
and fourth for some reason being a golden eagle
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It took my ex 5 goes
My ex, the mother of my child that is, not lying, cheating bitchwhore ex who passed first time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I passed first time
I had to though because the rest of my family did, and I would've been mocked for it.

On my test we went a way I'd never been before, let alone driven myself. I suspect I probably would've failed if we'd gone the normal way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

LEAST INTERESTING POST OF THE HOUR

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Do you have a special Devonshire test
whereby you have to overtake a tractor, avoid a cow and shag your sister on the back seat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)

there is that one
but I don't have a sister so wasn't eligible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

You can have mine
I know I have
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

who hasn't?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

*High fives*
*runs over pensioner*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I was so nervous my legs shook (I was only 17 and dreaded the piss taking I would get for failing)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

yet you still passed?
Clearly your examiner was a kiddie fiddler, and you were wearing your mum's freshly pressed Daisy Dukes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

He was a kind gentle man
I didnt understand the last highway code question though, "Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

Anyway, when I woke up I had a driving licence, not that I could sit down to drive for about a week...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)