Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Had it.Crab, chilli and spagetti.
What about you?
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:31,
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16 years ago)
Sureyou can have me for dinner if you like
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:32,
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I think I have room for some sweet old Bert for afters.(
girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:33,
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Sweet?Haven't you heard? I'm very, very bitter.
So when are you gazzing me your address for the bash?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:34,
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I'm tagging along with... erm...That one with the funny nose.
We're sharing a sleeping bag in your loft
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:38,
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No, the other oneyou know the one, the one with the gammy leg, and the hair like Leo Sayer.
Invite me dammit!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:46,
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I don't have to.It's an open invite for all B3tans apart from those I don't like. Luckily you don't fall into that catagory.
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:47,
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Wait, I'm confused by your double negativedid you just say that you don't like me?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:51,
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No I'm saying I don't hate you.If you're serious about turning up then email me for details. I'm off to do some ironing.
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girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:53,
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Awww..... Thanks, BGBI don't hate you too
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:54,
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You have to prepare him first by dropping him in boiling waterRather like a lobster. Ignore the screams, wait till he goes bright pink and serve.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 19:38,
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