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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have pelvic girdle pain.On the plus side, today's calendar says: "Coffee at 11am" and that's it.
/croissant
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:29,
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I've run out of instant coffeeBut don't have pelvic girdle pain.
Let's call it a draw.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:30,
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It's like being randomly knifecrimed in the groin.Cake with the coffee will help elevate my mind above the suffering.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:31,
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Well I have a pelvic griddle pan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:33,
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*tries to think of someone who's not been heard of since Al's booze-up**gives up. Tries to think of who was at Al's booze-up*
*gives up*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:37,
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He'll do nicely.IT'S AL'S PELVIS, ROOTA. AL'S.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:44,
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Nah, al's pelvis has been shattered due to repeated frenetic bicycle shagging.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:48,
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Good job his fiancee's a figment of his imagination then(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:50,
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