I have a gaping wound in my bank account,
other than that, I am tickety-boo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Speaking of gaping wounds...
did you behave on holiday? I haven't been round here much so might have missed any news.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Good sir, I behaved impeccably.
She was, as current parlance would have it, 'begging for it', and yet my flaming sword of justice remained firmly within its doughty scabbard at all times.

I would not have put money on this result myself. I am enormously pleased with myself. Now I can pursue this fucking northerner I fancy without feeling like a grotty minge-hound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Tremendous!
Get in there.

(I initially read 'doughty' as 'doughy' and wondered wtf you'd been doing!)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I made the same mistake
but I just accepted it as typical Monty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:55, Reply)

me too
I didn't question it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I can't stop farting
I try to keep my weekend farts to a minimum, but that's going to change soon...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:36, Reply)