Never been to a wedding eh?
No matter what anyone else tells you, or shows you photographs of, the bridesmaids all wear duffel coats and balaclavas.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

duffel coats and balaclavas absolutely nothing
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I told her I plan to upstage her
I think that would do it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Of that
I have no doubt.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

When I said "Yay, bridesmaid dress!"
she said "you're not wearing anything with skulls on it."

I told her I'm going to get a tattoo on my face the day before the wedding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Classy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Full-face spider web, 'cut here' dotted line round neck
couple of backwards swastikas and 'skins' on the forehead.

That's my advice. I've never regretted it myself.

*stabs cellmate*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I think I might get some stars around my eyes
hope I don't fall asleep in the tattoo parlour....
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

My honest opinion
is that stars will date quite badly a la 'tribal' bollocks - on the face this might become an annoyance in time.

My 'Bay City Rollers' body-suit has become a bit of an albatross for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

yeah, gotta hate those tribal tattoos
*scowls*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

By all means hate the shit squiggly 'tribal'
But show some respect for proper Polynesian/Maori/Incan tattoos!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)