hahaha
Mark's brother's wife's bridesmaids were dressed in black, and they looked really nice on the dresses, and very sexy.

We have godmother (his mother) and godfather (my father). Tradition, tradition.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I asked my sister which of her friends would be bridesmaids
but she said that her best friend will complain she can't afford the dress and will whinge about how expensive it all is, if she has her next best friend but not the first one then that will cause problems and there's a third girl who thinks she is my sister's best friend but she's really not, so she's just said 'sod it, I'll just have my sister and no one else'. Absolute power! Mwa ha ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I have all of those scenarios and no sisters, so no bridesmaids it would be for me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

get your cat dressed up
everyone will think you're just crazy and not question it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Oh my god!
Tigger as my best man!
He would scatch the registrar's face up and rip the seating though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

then you can bag yourself £250 on You've Been Framed

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

WIN!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)