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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You jest...but
Salt of the earth working men types are fine down the pub or on the football terrace...but in my house?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I do not jest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
are you sure
you aren't mixing up working class with lower class?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Both live in horrid terraces and can't afford shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I can't tell
if you're joking on this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Of course I'm joking, I'm well aware that poor people now live in towers and wear Nike trainers that I paid for.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Not so!
I am at this very minute sat in a tiny terraced house with bare feet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
take that NakedApe
you Tory scum you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Well I'm glad one povvo has the decency to live upto cliches

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Its an honour to feed your stereotypes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

stereotypes fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
you're a student, you don't count as a genuine poor person

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Sadly, I've always been poor.
I come from genuine working class stock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I'm middle class
that's why I rebel with piercings and tattoos. I'm sticking it to my upperclass parents for making sure I wasn't left wanting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)
I'm rebelling against my mother too.
and her absolute, au naturel prudishness.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I live in a terrace
mine isn't horrid though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
That's because it's not in the North
up there all you can hear is the constant moan of brass instruments and the incessant chatter of drunken plebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
how dreadful
almost enough to put one off ones caviar
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
...and the foetid stench of Hovis, wherever you go.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Is there a difference?
'serfs' covers them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Best get your man to deal with them
and you can spend the day at your club
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
that sounds just the ticket
whisky and s dear boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Not before midday day!
Port and a plate of deviled kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
what?
*port* before midday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Breakfast drink of champions

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I've never drunk port
before dinner. Why not have yourself a nice gin and tonic, or a Pimms or just a glass of champagne instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Before dinner simply would not do.
I always treat myself to a fine vintage port from Selfridges every Christmas. A little gift to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

t n
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I do hope you indulge in a good stilton alongside

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
there is no point
me buying extra nice port, it disappears too fast
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Hold the S, old chap, there's a dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This thread needs more northern working class.
Aite, guv? what can I do fer yer?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
*doffs flat cap*
*straightens scruffy waistcoat*
*grins*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
that's not Northern!
/more Oliver Twist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
It's essentially the same thing.
Everyone knows we all still ride horse and carts on dirt roads and are amazed by steam trains.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
it sounds like
a strange and wonderful place. A magic fairyland where honest farm workers tug their forelocks and smile the smile of honest labour
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
In the country, this is possibly true.
Not so much in towns and cities...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
well, my shoes could do with a bit of a buff
and while you are down there....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
While I'm down here, I'll punch you in the bollocks if you try anything dodgy.
And then run away.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
typical bloody prole

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
you clearly don't know Monty very well
if you think he jests
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
I've become rusty on his mannerisms and ways
that's what happens when he goes away for 2 weeks "on holiday" (nudge nudge, wink wink) with his ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Scruffy oiks, every man jack of’em.
The blighters have ruined our previously unimpeachably high regard in the colonies, with their foreign holidays and the like.

Unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Sunburnt urchins, a pox on you and your kin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Prior to the 1950s
the only nations aware of our rough-hewn peasantry were those who’d been slaughtered by them on the field of battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
as it should be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
And bloody grateful they were too.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

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