First of all you're eating handbags and now you're fucking food
Get out of my canal, you pervert!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you know
when you put it like that, and then you add al's bondage imagery below, i don't come out of this very well at all, do i. hmmm. i'd best go visit some sick old nuns to refresh my wholesome image.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I bet you'll be fingering their bums and gushing like a fucked fire hydrant within about ten minutes

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you do know i said elderly nuns, right?
i'm not going down the children's ward again, even for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

You couldn't if you wanted to
they've got people on the look out for you down there now. I did tell you, rubbing your fetid mimsy over the faces of terminally ill kids isn't cool.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

hey
my mimsy is the cure for all ills, i tells you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You mean I've had a cold all weekend
because you were too lazy to come to the pub on friday and let me touch you up in the toilets?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

i was paying
good money to be felt up by some oil slathered blonde masseuse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

That lucky bastard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)