^This
Mine shrank to hollow sacks when i lost loads of weight years ago.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wouldn't put this on your match.com profile if I were you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

It can't make it any worse. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I'm sure we can make it worse
Maybe you should let us all play with it on Sat and "improve" it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Truthfully I'm not on it anymore.
I deleted my accounts. I'm just on Eharmony and that will run out soon. It's all been a waste of time and money.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

EHarmony Adult Friend Finder, Fetlife, Bound, RubberLovers and Shibari Lovers United
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Now they wouldn't be a waste of money.
Even I could cop off on one of those sites.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Note, some I made up
and 'Shibari Lovers United' is my little pun on that particular fetish.
Japanese rope bondage
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

My best friend found her lover on Friends Reunited
apparently they have a dating site attached - she didn't already know him. Mind you she did have to go out with a 'business man' first - he bragged about how he was a veritable captain of industry...turned out he was a taxi driver.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

^ This
I've lost 3.5 stone in the last year, and my formerly awesome D cups have now been reduced to a ping pong ball in a sock-like B. Extreme sadtimes :(

Well done on the weight loss though TGB, I know how much hard work it is.
(berk, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*stabs at your chest with a table tennis paddle*
why...isn't this.....WORKING!!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I think it might be the 'stabbing' bit
you murderous bastard.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat it's working now, clendrix, no need to worry pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Life is better with a steady rhythm, Gumsy

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

that sounds naughty

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

good work Berk
Although for a very long time I did think you were a guy so now I have an image of a thin man mouring the loss of his moobs.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Haha, fortunately not
although there is a guy at work who has bigger moobs than my genuine lady chesticles. *shudders*
(berk, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

You work with Al?

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Is Al
particularly well boobaged for a man? No, this dude is called Graham, and he looks like Peter Griffin.
(berk, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Al's moobs are the size of grapefruit.
Giganto grapefruit.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)