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Nah, she's nice, it's just that she's got sexual mole eyes and needs to keep her pobber in her knickers when it comes to b3ta men
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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<3 you. And that is good advice...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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I did try and tell yout this
but then you drank all that snakebite and then you went and did rude things.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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i don't drink snakebite!
also I don't remember any of that. Whoops
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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All of my advice is sound homey.
Now, go out and buy a pug.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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i saw a cute black one in Covent Garden.
i squealed.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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you're learning young one.
was a mincy bloke walking it?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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a pretty lady.
it looked at me with distain in its exes...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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only pretty people should have them. They are far too awesome for people to comprehend
I'm going to get 40 of them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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not a good combination
her mole eyes and chompy's rape-o-vision.
a recipe for disaster.
I recommend a "man in the iron mask" type solution
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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I bet their eyes locked together like lego bricks.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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the evidence would suggest that their faces did
so it is a logical assumption
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01,
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