This weekend, Labs is going to be very, very poorly.
Very poorly indeed.

That's it, unless anyone else would like to use this thread to make some sort of announcement.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:24, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would like to humbly and sincerely apologise
for any insult caused to you, dear Clendrix, by me, Lab.
*prostrates*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

reveals
r s
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Hmmm...

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I honestly meant no harm or offense
I merely wished to instill a sense of respect, indeed fear amongst the other b3tans for your majestic wrath.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

You've been very naughty recently.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I unreservedly apologise for being so
And I especially apologise for not knowing how/when I've been naughty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

LIES ONLINE

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

STFU Becky
You're gonna get me killed!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I would like to humbly and sincerely apologise
for any dinkle milk that I may have leaked onto you when I thumbed myself at you.
*prostates*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I sold that dinkle milk.
I got 50p.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

wat
my sperm is worth fackin faaaasands!!

HAVE YOU NOT MET ME?!?!!?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Yes, I believe I have.
But 50p is the going rate for everything.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

you are makings mes saddings

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

No it's not, it's a PAHND

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)

What else is donkey like about you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

erm, my lips?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

His ears.
They are like well soft.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

And his fleas.
Don't forget his fleas.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

HEE HOOR HEE HOOR HEE HOOR

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I would like to humbly and sincerely apologise
for taking you to see Therapy that time. And to make it up to you I think we should go and see Nashville Pussy at the Garage in November.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*sighs*
Go on then - gaz me details you pest.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Ooooh ooooh
I've got a massive, luminous orange thing in the boot of my car for you. I wanted to give you a good hammering on Friday but I forgot :(
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I would like to announce that Gonz called you fat in that other thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Oh boy
I can't wait to see this smackdown.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

No smackdown.
Gonz has withdrawn from IRL existence.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*Cries*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

wha'whu'wha'whaaaaaahhhh =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You only exist on here.
*sadfaces*
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

sad sad times, I'll have to rectify it.
But first I need to be not so broken.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Knowing Gonz
He probably meant to call her Welsh
too subtle?
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Lush?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

'fat' filtered through the magic of Gonz-o-keyboard
could be 'taf'. Which if nearly 'taffy'. If you have to explain it though, it's not funny.
( djtrialprice, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

you are right
not funny ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

He obviously needs a story and a nap too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

It's practically anti-funny...

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

most things involving the welsh generally are
like Kaol
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

He's no fun since he was mong-wrangled.
Mellicious ruined all our fun.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

yeah
hard to stay mad at her though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It was funnier when I thought you meant he'd aimed for Welsh and landed on fat.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I thought it was something to do with whales.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I would like to announce that a colleague of mine
is wearing lady's perfume that is really chokingly bad.
It's like a cross between out-of-date overpowering perfume and Raid.
He is a big dozy bloke.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

out-of
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:48, Reply)

date overpowering perfume
chloroform-based?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)

That would be why he's dozy.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

it all makes sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

That was one of your poorest puns EVAH.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

it wasn't a pun

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Stuff me gently - now I have to explain your jokes to you!
scents
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I know what pun you thought it was meant to be
but I didn't intend it as one. :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Quite right. Not good enough, even for you.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

charming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Gin is fun
and I live in squalor.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I saw pictures of you snogging Chompy :D
Oh what are we going to do with you :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

have her shaved, sterilised and destroyed?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

That would be a first step

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Nah, she's nice, it's just that she's got sexual mole eyes and needs to keep her pobber in her knickers when it comes to b3ta men

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

<3 you. And that is good advice...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I did try and tell yout this
but then you drank all that snakebite and then you went and did rude things.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

i don't drink snakebite!
also I don't remember any of that. Whoops
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

All of my advice is sound homey.
Now, go out and buy a pug.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

i saw a cute black one in Covent Garden.
i squealed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

you're learning young one.
was a mincy bloke walking it?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

a pretty lady.
it looked at me with distain in its exes...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

only pretty people should have them. They are far too awesome for people to comprehend
I'm going to get 40 of them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

not a good combination
her mole eyes and chompy's rape-o-vision.

a recipe for disaster.

I recommend a "man in the iron mask" type solution
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I bet their eyes locked together like lego bricks.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

the evidence would suggest that their faces did
so it is a logical assumption
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Lock me up and never let me out again?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Where though!?!??
CAN ANYWHERE CONTAIN YOUR DRUNKEN VAGINA?!?!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

my panties certainly can't

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

That's because they are made from tissue paper and your pobber just sucks it all up like a hungry ewok.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I just did a sick in my mouth

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I typed it with blood streaming out my eyes.
sometimes the shit I come out with does make me think "...dude, wtf man....."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I did a pobberlol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

And you like creepy rapists to put their tongues in your mouth
and their winkys in your foo foo until they do sex wees on your tum tum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

don't be nasty about applebite

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Applebite would never let a creepy rapist do a sex wee on her tum tum.
she would slurp it down her throat with great relish and ask for seconds.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Clendrix, I have some really bad news for you, and I'm sorry to be the bearer of this sad news.
Well, you know that delightful little thai pub we spent many an evening longing into each other's eyes over Pad Thai.... well, someone in all their infinate wisdom decided Southgate is lacking greek cuisine, and as such, has taken over.

They're scum, scum of the earth, just what this street needs, another burnt meat with salad.

I trust you'll be sorting this indescrsion out, *kisses your ring*, they'll be a donation at the church as usual, o'course.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I won't be able to sort much out while you're kssing my ring, Gonz.
It'll hamper my walking somewhat.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Can't we go there for Greek food?
I like Greek food.
Or we could always go somewhere else...
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

You should go to the Blue Olive
in Cockfosters. It's really good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Gonz won't leave Southgate.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I walked passed Blue Olive not more than half an hour ago !
I've heard mixed reviews from that place.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

The Real Greek in Hoxton
is fucking shit and much, much too expensive for what you get.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:46, Reply)

We could give it a try ! =)
What's your opinion on Japanese food?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

One of my favourites.
Ikimasu!
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I don't recongize that dish, but let's give it a go !
I love the Soft Shell Crab Maki, once you get over the fact that it looks like a deep fried spider.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

It means 'let's go'.
I'll gaz you when I can and we can fix a date.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Ace !
I'm giving up on plants, I've just be informed they're all dead.

I've got like a billion excuses, but, yes, I am the death bringer of plants.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:39, Reply)

GONZ KISSED YOUR RING IN A RESTAURANT?!?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

NO YOU SICKO!
He's doing it NOW.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

:)
I'm going to the pub.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

they call me mistah boombastic

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Long as it's anyone but me getting bullied at the bash, I'm fine with this!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)