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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once stood on a headless vole that the cat had left in the lounge. All its innards squirted out all over the place, it was minging.
More delighful tales from when I lived on a farm.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
and stood up pretty damned fast - I don't think the hedghog was harmed, just a little shocked!
I worked on a farm for a while, so have plenty of delightful tales. Like the cow that exploded when the farmer couldn't afford the get it carted off for cremation. Just left it in the corner of a field. The smell was alarming.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
and it was raining really hard so the farmer couldn't get his trailer down into the gulley to collect it so its stomach swelled up and my dog kept bouncing on it, I was waiting for it to explode all over her.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
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