ARGH
I cannot for the life of me put a name on that Guns N' Roses song
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but it's so easy!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Thank you
I knew it was from Appetite for Destruction but was having trouble narrowing it down. Which clearly means I haven't listened to that album in far too long
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I was hoping that you wouldn't get it immediately from what I said
so I could quietly mock you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Be honest
would the mockery have been quiet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

it may have been

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Yeah alright mate
Tell you what, I'll set you a challenge. At Soni, first time I say something which you feel the need to mock - and it will happen - do so quietly. I bet you can't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I won't take that bet
I know my limits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'll bet you a pint on it when you're too stoned to refuse
and then say something absolutely preposterous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

you don't seem to think much of my self-control

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I read that as Applebite for Destruction

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

that's because you are obsessed
you are as bad as Rapey
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

To be fair, Appetite does look a lot like Applebite
Especially if you're skimming
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Applebite of Destruction is a pretty cool nickname
if you can be arsed to type it out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I read that as skinny.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It's true,
I read that as "Applebite does look a lot like Appetite"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm pretty confident that's not in reference to me
so I'll ask - who's Rapey?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Psychochomp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Aha
Does he want to do sex to Applebite?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Where the hell have you been these past few months?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

The flirtations of others are not my concern
OK, that's mostly bollocks, but I don't know you or Chompy well enough to pass comment. If it was Vipros hitting on Amberl it'd be another matter. I do have it on good authority that you is well fit, so really it's your own fault.

kidding! kidding!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

My point was that whilst I don't know Applebite or PsychoChomp very well and don't consider myself to be in a position to wind him up about fancying her,
if you were flirting outrageously with Amberl I'd take the piss out of both of you. Wasn't implying that you were about to do so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

oh but it's so fun
he does love her so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Alrighty then
*removes kid gloves*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You'll have to wait til he comes back from Glastonbury.
You've got a whole week to think stuff up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm looking forward to this
Especially since one of the first things he ever said to me was that I should fuck off because I'm creepy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Use your pain
Use it!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)

*training montage*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

*fame music*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

oh I see

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You so want her

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)

not as much as you clearly do chum ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I have no idea what you mean

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

sure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)

not just that
he wants to hold her, and whisper sonnets in her ear.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

yeah did you not see him using Lampito to make her jealous?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It's so easy.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Am annoyed with myself for not getting that now
Probably my third favourite song on that album
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

*asks obvious question*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Welcome to the Jungle - obviously - and Mr Brownstone
Not that I don't love Sweet Child, but the crowd at Rawkus always bays for it so am fed up of it now. Ditto Paradise City, as the other night I DJ at is a classic rock night called Paradise City
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

good choices
I reckon paradise city is the worst song on the album. it's dull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

It would have been so much better if they'd done it with Slash's lyrics.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

The last two minutes are dull
It's a cracking song that goes on too long. Nighttrain's the least great song on the album
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

no way
night train is awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm just going to throw this out there and risk the wrath
Guns and Roses suck donkey cock.

They are just shit. Asshole Rose is a whiney little bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm afraid not
Axl Rose is a dick, that is true, but they wrote some incredibly good songs. Some of their rhythm guitar stuff is nothing short of fantastic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

meh
he ruins it all by "singing" over it, sounding like if a duck and a cat had a fight, then had sex.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

They played Paradise City and Sweet Child during Slash's set at download.
His new singer, Myles Kennedy could obviously not replace Axl, but he did a damn good job.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I disagree
I think he was vastly superior to Axl since he is not a prepostorously egotisitcal cunt whoh wanted to rule the show and instead got on with the job of just singing Axls songs better than Axl.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I bought a new nail colour yesterday.
It's called 'Hello Sailor' and it's a sort of iridescent green-blue. Very mermaid-y. You'd love it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

that sounds really nice
I bought a sort of iridiscent grey one. Doesn't sound great but it's really rather pretty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Is it as pretty as RapeyChomp?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Oo, is it one of those ones that looks different colours from different angles?
I love those.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

yeah
it looks slightly purple in the right light, it's quite nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I agree completely wtih everything Vipros just said
Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd find myself typing.

Unfortunately Kitty, as someone who doesn't like Battlestar Galactica your opinion is not audible to humans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I'm sort of with Kitty
on this one. GnR are simply not that great. They're okay, but they're hardly god's gift to music
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Of course,
Everyone knows that's Chris Cornell.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

really? have you heard some of his solo stuff?
fucking dreadful.

I don't deny he has an incredible voice, he looks cool and has done so fucking ace music, but he's badly let himself down.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I know that, I own his first solo album
(My ex bought it for me, without me asking. Note the use of the word 'ex') It's not shocking, but it' hardly up to par. And don't get me started on his latest one.

Even the greatest can fall. :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I liked his Bond track
everyone slated it but I thought it was cool.

Frack off Darth.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I liked it, but it was so overplayed.
It quickly got old.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

The whole album is preposterously good
That's just the song I enjoy least. I still love it. Have you heard Chinese Democracy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

yeah
it wasn't as shit as I was expecting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Not all the way through.
Beacuse it's not real GNR and Axl is a cunting cunt and it will only make me angry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Axl is a cunt, this is true
but he still has a belting ear for a tune. I was almost annoyed with myself for thinking so, but it's a really good album. Better is as good a song as anything on Use Your Illusion. Apart from Estranged. Obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to pronounce that
GurNeR.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)