that's not at all gay

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was 10 (or possibly younger)
and there were 5 people in my year at primary school.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

So that's 4 kids behind you, pissing themselves laughing.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

you forget that they were also primary school children on sports day
and were engaged in trying to win the above title.

3 of them were girls so really they should have been better at skipping.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I forget a lot of things.
The girls probably coulda beat ya - just wanted to watch that boy skip.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

probably
I was king of the school after all

(by virtue of being the oldest boy by all of 3 days, and being the only boy in my year not a freakish inbred midget)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

being the only 24 year old
in primary school would explain all those things. They weren't midgets, they were normal sized children
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

why 24?
if I was 24 in 1990 or 91 that would make me 44 now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I think I was just
being generally insulting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You bastard
You had me laughing in the middle of the office.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)