...I give up
More clues please

*braces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Lord Bum of Bumothshire, BumBum, Biggest bummer under the Bum
Bum me a River, Angel of Bum, Baby Bum always in our Bumz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Oh look ^^^
Darth has positioned himself under a man pissing, proof if proof were still needed.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That's actually really quite clever
I doff my cap to you, facing you at all times as I am slightly concerned by your apparent obsession with bums
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

where is Crow
when you need him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I was wondering where you'd got to
Afternoon dear. How're you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

tired
and depressed about the fact that I haven't formulated a thesis question, when everyone else has done a ton of work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Arse
I'm going to assume that nothing I suggest as a thesis question will be particularly helpful. Why so tired?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I don't know
I've just been more and more tired over the past weeks. Which makes me paranoid
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)

What you need is CRYSTAL METH

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think so somehow

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

No, I was mostly joking
Are you sleeping OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

same as usual
four hours a night generally. Nothing has changed, I've even stopped going to the gym due to tiredness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

*points out blindingly obvious solution to tiredness*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

smoke marijuana?
that's what helps me get more than 4 hours a night
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I absolutely did not see that coming

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't need more sleep though
sleep is not constructive. I just want to be less tired
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

it may not be constructive
but it is good for you, and is a good way of combating tiredness

if you sleep more you might have less time to do stuff, but you'll be more efficient and happier while you are awake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

except
I've been an insomniac since I was six, so I'm used to small amounts of sleep. If I get more by using pills or whatever I am much more tired. I'm just puzzled as to why I'm suddenly massively fatigued.

Plus I'm always happy. Haven't you noticed my cheer?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

it's shit isn't it?
mine mainly manifests in not being able to get to sleep. once I'm there it's fine, which means that booze and pot works wonders for me.

I'm not sure. maybe your cheerfulness doesn't come across all that well. plus I'm annoyingly happy and positive, so it probably gets lost.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I find it difficult to get to sleep
and if I do sleep it's very restless- sleepwalking occasionally, sleeptalking quite a lot.

When I was younger I tried alcohol but it didn't seem like a smart solution to have a couple of doubles everynight before bedtime
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

that's why I don't use booze to solve the problem
fortunately a spliff or two sorts it and leaves me feeling reasonably alert in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I'm just doomed
to being nocturnal.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You'll sleep well at Sonisphere
Vipros will see to that. Sorry mate, am not trying to make you sound like a witch doctor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I am a witch doctor
I am particularly skilled at getting people to drink and smoke more than is good for them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

the drinking bit is my skill
and I'm sure I will sleep well at Sonisphere.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

So between us our special skills are drinking, smoking and dancing
We're like a much less effective version of the Fantastic Four.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

do we get costumes?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

definitely
I refuse to let it be spandex though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I agree
spandex would not be my friend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

how would you
feel about a cape?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I almost insisted on one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

excellent
a cape it is and perhaps a matching belt. That way it is a uniform and yet easily putonable.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*is unable to detect sarcasm*
it's true though. I'm shit at sleeping.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)