Funnily enough that is exactly the conclusion I'd leapt to
It's like we're the same person, posting on two seperate accounts so I could pretend someone on here likes me, or something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahaha!
Somehow, for them, the first thought when they read your name, is bum. That doesn't say anything good about them, eh?

Well yes, Geoff, er... sorry... that's me, not you... I mean... nothing...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm glad I suggested we're the same person
Cos it's only a matter of time before Vipros accuses me of flirting with you, and that's probably slightly more original
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

But that would be incongruent of Vipros
If you're gay, how would you be flirting with me? Unless he knows about George. Have you told him?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think Vipros, or anyone else on B3ta, who let a little incongruity stand in the way of a two-pronged wind-up
Excellent use of English vocab btw :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

too fucking right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

There you are
Saying DF is right. That's not like you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

we share the same opinions on many things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah, it worries me too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I seem to have had a number of good mates
who I suspect to be closet gays....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I think you just described me as a good mate
Are you hitting on me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I was just making conversation
you seem to leap to conclusions too swiftly and I'm afraid your feelings might get hurt.

I just can't love you back. I'm not that way inclined.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, we'll see
I bet you love a bit of tent bumdering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

once again
my mrs is going to be there. as we learnt yesterday from Al, she won't mind if she wakes to find me being ridden by a girl, but will mind if she wakes up to my arse being plundered by a man.

also, I don't love a bit of tent bumdering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I no longer know
if I should meet either of you. The bumder potential is massive, and you might be happier in each other's company
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

my gf is lovely though
so you should at least meet her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I'll step carefully around
your shaking tent, and meet her instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

my mate fraser will also be there
he's a good laugh, if you can excuse his really shit puns
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

hold on a second
why would I accuse you of flirting with her?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

You accused me of flirting with Amberl yesterday
it's not a huge assumptive leap. You are the Heat magazine of B3ta, after all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

that's because you accused me of it first
and you are clearly far more guilty!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Ah, but the difference is, I was kidding
You're just making malicious gossip to sell copies of your filthy publication
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

alright, admittedly I am trying to shift copies
but that doesn't make what I said any less accurate!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Pish
You have no evidence of that. I'll see you in court
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

you'd better have a good lawyer
my dad has been working in criminal law for 40 odd years.

(yes, that's right, the old "my dad is better than your dad" angle)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

My Dad's Perry Mason
and Mr T rolled into one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

fuuuuuck...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

YEAH
so retract your vile claims of flirtage or he'll sue you AND pity you. Fool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Where can we buy them
It seems to me I'm always missing some gossiping.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)

He's probably making up something about you right now
be warned, the contents of the magazine may not be flattering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

At least it'll keep my mind busy with funny sillyness
Rather than angry sillyness
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)